Stoned Poet

A poet who is stoned 24/7.

Not really a poet and not really stoned, but the stoned poet likes to see him self this way.

Poet, are you Stoned? No! But I'm acting like it!

by Cardamon February 11, 2004

Wax poetic

To wax poetic is the act of shitting on the baseboard heater and turning the thermostat up on the day you vacate your apartment.

"Hey bra, ya movin' out today?"
"Yah man, the soup is being a total dick and keeping my deposit, so I'm gonna have to wax poetic."

by Katsnatchfever February 13, 2013

emo poetry

the emo god
emos dont beleive in god
so we must say
thank emo poetry

Steph:I love you
Patrick:thank "emo poetry"

by Patrick M. and Steph M. September 27, 2006

Poet

Adjective - Mildly awe-inspiring and portraying general awesomeness.

Guy 1 - What did you think of the 1912 silent motion film Saved From The Titanic?

Guy 2 - It was poet man.

by elibeman April 30, 2013

poet

Someone who writes alot of "meaningful" significant crap, in a rather eloquent way, but is often the only one who actually gets it.

Poet: so,you wanna read that for me and tell me what you think?
Pseudo Intellectual: yeh sure...
* 15 minutes later *
Pseudo Intellectual: well...*scratches chin*...*looks pensive*...I think it's rather deep...
Poet: oh, great..thanks.

Pseudo Intellectual to self---huh!?!?

by BitchnProud May 30, 2006

dark poetry

Poetry that out of place white people write because they feel alienated and stuff. Basically it's just whining that people claim is art so they're not whiny little wanks they're deep. It's okay for maybe a bit till you realize that you want to write something other how bad life. People who don't pass through this phase will simply write about them cutting their wrists until they finally do. Then you'll feel bad about them. Bah

Sometimes I wish I was a bat. So I can live in a cave in the dark and no one will bother me. I'll also eat bugs. Bats eat bugs you know. I wish I was a bug, so a bat would eat me and all the pain would go away.
typical dark poetry rubbish. freeverse only makes it slightly less annoying.

by Miles Forrester January 2, 2005

PLETT

a large beastly man who enjoys pontoon boats, and shoving phil mickelson golf accessories up his penis hole, while trying to unscrew the grape jelly cap off with his ass cheeks.

poor brittany, i heard she has a brother tim, that is a plett.

by brittni gasior August 18, 2008