Piper clown

An arrogant man who says Piper down, speaking of himself in 3rd person, advertising his electrical and automotive skills and thus becomes Piper clown as the name Piper down is an indirect way of showing off sexual (unwanted) availability

My boyfriend advertised his business as Piper down, he ends up looking like Piper clown.

by Dangen123$ November 30, 2018

The Pipers Beak

A condition resulting in a vast amount of excess forskin collecting at the tip of a gentelman's penis...may smell as a consequence of the cheesey deposit found under the skin

'put it away gangster!-u got The pipers Beak bad!'

'Sorry lad...does it stink?'

'Lets av a wiff......na, ur good!'

by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 08, 2009

Tornado Piper

Flush the toilet the instant you sit down and poop before the water leaves.

I had to shit so badly in a hurry that I had to make a Tornado Piper

by Extendococks January 16, 2019

Anti-piper

Its a deadly Disease that is easily spread and you can die from it

Wow I am feeling anti-piper today

by Meawesomecoollikeme June 17, 2022

Sand Piper

An attractive woman with extremely thin legs

Marie has an hour glass figure, but she has sand piper legs

by snookie pie October 25, 2023

Will Piper

A Tavistock drug dealer that likes to pressure elderly men and sleep with underaged children

“Omg! It’s Will Piper!”

by Kebbanjie04 December 14, 2022

Piper carnley

Big fat munter

Biggest munter in outwood

Piper carnley is a big fat munter

by Mr telephone man June 28, 2022