don't be a pigeon

To not act dumb or inconsiderate. To stay out of the T zone. To stay safe. To be a sexy beast.

Martha was being dumb, so I told her "don't be a PIGEON!!!"

by Fortifyguy303 February 28, 2017

Piss Pigeon

Godly figure of piss, usually tied to incest and toilets. As well as depression

“Is that the piss pigeon?”
“Yeah”
“omg I’m honored. All hail the mighty piss pigeon”

by GhostieToms January 18, 2022

pigeon herpes

a great way to change subjects
and
a phrase used to keep people from chasing birds

if a guy try's to sop you to ask a question simply say :
"if pigeons carry disease do you think they got something like the pigeon herp?"
he will probably leave you alone due to your stupidity

ALSO:
dont chase that bird you'll get "pigeon herpes"

by jazzyishhh January 02, 2011

pigeon peck

This action is done by a stoner with a bag of weed that is mostly shake with a few buds. The object is to pick out the bud pieces before having to smoke the shake.

Check out all of these tiny buds I got out of that bag of shake. I had to pigeon peck them out one by one. Let's smoke up!!!

by JoeyBomm June 16, 2020

Pigeon Punching

The art of fisting a pigeon. Before punching, the puncher must verbally challenge the bird to a battle to the death. Once the challenge is initiated there is no going back. If pigeon perishes, body must be photographed. If pigeon is victorious then you fail at life and must gut your cooter/penis. OWWWWWWW! Fuck those pigeons up! This sport began in San Jose , CA at NYLF.

1: Naked Brett went pigeon punching and threw its carcas into a moving bus, after photographing it.
2: Lindsey annihilated a pigeon with a 15 lbs Halibat.
3: Allie choked a pigeon with her flaming cooter.
4: Tatiana and Flames grilled and baked numerous pigeons in their flaming cooter hairs.

by Anthony6969 July 16, 2006

sassy pigeons

to be bothered or troubled by a large group of pigeons or to be raped in the middle of a city street by pigeons

That happened to me too, I went to New York and got raped by those sassy pigeons.

by Support-for-those-raped-by-pigeons January 17, 2008

hungry pigeon

A sexual act that takes place between a man and woman (or a man and man.. cuz balls are involved and 2 women wouldnt work cuz they dont have them.)
Step 1: place 2 bread bits between the balls and the penis.
Step 2: the partner makes pigeon noises/ flaps wings, etc. as a mating dance.
Step 3: Partner nibbles at the bread while continuing to exhibit pigeon-like qualities.
Step 4: as bread/balls partner cums, it lands on the head of the nibbler, just like pigeon poop.
Step 5: Both partners dance the night away to conclude the action, while still exhibiting pigeon-like qualities.

Oh, last night was crazy. My boyfriend and I did the hungry pigeon three times, says I.

by THE SHIT IS MINE November 14, 2006