🐦...pigeon

Something you say when u have nothing else to say, or you’re bored

(Person one)🐦...pigeon
(Person 2) what?

by UwUOwObotch March 12, 2021

Pigeon Basher

A person who walks the streets of Chicago wielding a baseball bat and crushing pigeons out of the air as they flee in fear. Often confused with "pigeon putters" who are often seen following closely behind pigeon bashers and hitting the stupid fucking pigeons' severed heads down the street with a golf club.

Man, I wish the city would hire some more pigeon bashers to sweep the streets clean of these flying rats.

by Vulch5 October 28, 2015

Piss Pigeon

Godly figure of piss, usually tied to incest and toilets. As well as depression

“Is that the piss pigeon?”
“Yeah”
“omg I’m honored. All hail the mighty piss pigeon”

by GhostieToms January 18, 2022

pigeon herpes

a great way to change subjects
and
a phrase used to keep people from chasing birds

if a guy try's to sop you to ask a question simply say :
"if pigeons carry disease do you think they got something like the pigeon herp?"
he will probably leave you alone due to your stupidity

ALSO:
dont chase that bird you'll get "pigeon herpes"

by jazzyishhh January 2, 2011

Pigeon Punching

The art of fisting a pigeon. Before punching, the puncher must verbally challenge the bird to a battle to the death. Once the challenge is initiated there is no going back. If pigeon perishes, body must be photographed. If pigeon is victorious then you fail at life and must gut your cooter/penis. OWWWWWWW! Fuck those pigeons up! This sport began in San Jose , CA at NYLF.

1: Naked Brett went pigeon punching and threw its carcas into a moving bus, after photographing it.
2: Lindsey annihilated a pigeon with a 15 lbs Halibat.
3: Allie choked a pigeon with her flaming cooter.
4: Tatiana and Flames grilled and baked numerous pigeons in their flaming cooter hairs.

by Anthony6969 July 16, 2006

sassy pigeons

to be bothered or troubled by a large group of pigeons or to be raped in the middle of a city street by pigeons

That happened to me too, I went to New York and got raped by those sassy pigeons.

by Support-for-those-raped-by-pigeons January 18, 2008

hungry pigeon

A sexual act that takes place between a man and woman (or a man and man.. cuz balls are involved and 2 women wouldnt work cuz they dont have them.)
Step 1: place 2 bread bits between the balls and the penis.
Step 2: the partner makes pigeon noises/ flaps wings, etc. as a mating dance.
Step 3: Partner nibbles at the bread while continuing to exhibit pigeon-like qualities.
Step 4: as bread/balls partner cums, it lands on the head of the nibbler, just like pigeon poop.
Step 5: Both partners dance the night away to conclude the action, while still exhibiting pigeon-like qualities.

Oh, last night was crazy. My boyfriend and I did the hungry pigeon three times, says I.

by THE SHIT IS MINE November 14, 2006