Phantom Parking

A parking spot that appears to be empty, but as you get closer is filled by a small car or motorcycle.
Chad - "Oh look, there is a parking spot right by the door!"

Brittney - "Damn, phantom parking! A MINI is in the spot!"
by bguiou November 04, 2010
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The Phantom Menace

A threesome involving three men. Often two of which are in a relationship, hence the third party is the 'Phantom Menace' of the encounter.
'Hey Karl, me and Jonny are feeling adventurous tonight, fancy being the Phantom Menace?' Asked Frank.

Karl solemnly agreed.
by Quanks November 01, 2012
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Phantom tax

A phrase popularized by a tiktok soundbite that aims to convince the general audience that gen z lingo is foreign and incomprehensible. The term itself has no other origin or purpose. Similar to other terms such as "skibiddy"
Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler, you're so skibiddy, you're so Phantom tax.

Friend A: bro, gen z has some wild slang I don't understand any of it, wtf is Phantom tax?

Friend B: idk bro probably just some shit they made up to make us feel old.

Friend A: oh that's annoying.
by 9433 October 09, 2023
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Facebook Phantom

A person who uses facebook and uses the "go offline" function. You can see them writing on other users walls, taking quizzes, changing their status etc. But when you want to chat with them, they appear to be offline.
Guy 1: "Hey, the other day i was on facebook and i saw you writing on peoples walls, but it said you were offline. Thanks for being a facebook phantom, i really needed to talk to somebody about my mother...she died..."

Guy 2:" Oh yeah, right when you got on i clicked "go offline". you always want to talk to be about the stupidest things."

Guy 1: ...
by JuniorFrosty91 June 21, 2009
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phantom menace

An act whereby someone takes a dump in the tank section of the toilet rather than the bowl, leaving a menacing and lingering smell of unknown source
Ron left a phantom menace in the office bathroom before the Thanksgiving holiday. Upon the office's return the following Monday no on could determine the source of the stench.
by stevoid428 November 24, 2009
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phantom wipe

When after you take a dump, you wipe your ass but see nothing on the toilet paper.
by Bigg Gene March 11, 2006
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Phantom Shitter

Usually a male student. Someone who intentionally craps away from the shitter leaving special presents in the sinks/under bog hinges/up doors for anyone who walks through the ddor
by thelostlibertine March 31, 2005
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