better paying job

a job that pays, as the name suggests, better (i.e. more), than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.

son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education, or not, it's up to you, to then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2014

better paying job

a job that pays, as the name suggests, better (i.e. more), than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.

son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Get an education, then pull yourself up by your boot straps and get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later hopefully open your own construction firm.

by Sexydimma August 31, 2014

centre parting

A girl who's pubic bush is so big due to a lack of grooming, that you can create a centre parting through it. Aka curtains.

"Harvey you seen that girl she hasnt trimmed her hair down below in over six months"

"You mean before you go down you get your comb out and do a centre parting?"

by lesleywan888 March 2, 2015

Spawn Pacing

A gaming strategy (usually seen in RPGs) that is tedious for the player and bizarre-looking to anyone else watching the game, in which the controllable character is maneuvered back and forth in the same space on the map in an attempt to generate some sort of event. Typically, this is done as part of grinding procedure, in hopes that a minor enemy or resource will spawn.

I'm attempting the genocide route in Undertale, but I'm doing a lot of spawn pacing waiting to kill all the enemies. Who thought cold-blooded murder would be so boring?

by depressedannie October 13, 2016

gamer patina

The caked up mixture of dead skin, nacho cheese Dorito dust, dried up Mountain Dew, and/or other fluids/material. Commonly found on mechanical keyboards and gaming mice.

How am I supposed to 360 no-scope noobs with all this gamer patina.

Hey, how do you clean gamer patina. I can't do any sick combos.

by PastelBurrito June 26, 2016

Co-Paging

When a couple shares joint custody of a social media page and you don't know which one you're fucking talking to.......Basically.

I wish my friend would get out of his wife's pussy and they get separate pages and quit co-paging......I never know who the fucks typing.

by Wig Pusha August 28, 2016

Asphalt paving

The act performed by a whore when she shits on your chest and paves your torso in feces by sliding her butt across.

Asphalt Paving
Customer: Ugh.. That was a nasty asphalt you paved on me.

by Tattimus November 12, 2017