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fart paranoia

The fear to pass gas, usually brought on by sharting.
"Why does Ricky keep going to the bathroom?"
"He sharted today, so he's got a major case of fart paranoia."
by Weregoat July 1, 2014
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Cyber-paranormal

When a strange or paranormal experience occurs in the realms of a technological environment.
I went on Worlds last night and had the most cyber-paranormal experience of my life!
by Blankfaece July 1, 2015
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fish paranoia

unwarranted short term paranoia. often after a night out or when you read into the tone of a text too much.

When you watch fish in a tank, there is always one that starts swimming like a nutcase for a few seconds then chills out.
"are you up"
"yes"
"are you mad"
"of course not, why?"
"IDK the "yes" sounded angry" - fish paranoia
by LDKLDK December 15, 2019
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paranormal activity

a lame movie that is not scary at all unless you do not know any better and believe it is real. there are three different endings. the people could not act. it does not matter that there was not any blood or whatever, and i have a wonderful imagination, but the movie was only suspenseful. it was slow paced. it is not the most terrifying horror film. the movie was pretty much filmed in the bed room, and the only thing that happened was a door wiggling, some annoying footprints that took forever going up steps, animal footprints in the powder they left in weird places, the girl stood there, and some screaming.

a total waste of money.
"dude, did you go watch paranormal activity?"
-"ya man, my girl didn't even get scared, it was so lame"
"ya i know, i'm so glad i didn't go to theaters to watch that over hyped lame movie"
-"haha yah. they couldn't even pronounce Micah right!"
by dollfacexxzz22 November 3, 2009
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Parendectomy

The legal act of terminating parental rights when the objecting parent has little merit to their case. A simple legal procedure severing the child-parent relationship.
That toothless crack-ho came to her trial high on meth. Her case was a total Parendectomy.
by El Sadado July 17, 2006
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Paranormal Activity

Paranormal Activity is a 2007 indie horror movie directed by Oren Peli which achieved huge success in late 2009. The movie plays off people's imaginations with very minimal gore and violence. Because of this, people tend to either find the movie one of the scariest they have ever seen or find it to be much too slow. Paranormal Activity is one of the most profitable films in history costing an estimated $11,000 to produce and having grossed approximately $66 million as of October 30th, 2009.

The movie itself follows a young couple, Kate and Micah, as they film themselves attempting to deal with a demonic haunting.
Person 1- "Dude have you seen Paranormal activity yet?"

Person 2- "Yea, it sucked. Nothing jumped out at me and there wasn't enough violence. It was way too boring."

Person 1- "What the hell are you talking about? That was the scariest movie ever! Movie's don't need to be gory like Saw to scare the crap out of you!"
by Bluhhhh October 31, 2009
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smoking partner

Someone whose room you visit to get high with. She picks the music and rolls the numbers, since it's her place. There's nothing sexual between you.
Her? No, there's nothing between us--we're smoking partners, that's all.
by Bernart de Ventadorn September 27, 2013
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