Pansexual

When a person is sexually attracted to kitchenware, such as a pot or pan.

Jacob: I'm pansexual
Susie: Let me show you to the kitchen then.

by Topeka_G March 11, 2019

Pansexual

ME IM FUCKING GAY

I'm pansexual I like it all I'm the opposite of asexual

by Milo boi April 18, 2019

Pansexual

Someone who is VIOLENTLY sexually attracted to kitchenware. Most commonly, pots and pans.

Anna: That skillet looks so fucking sexy give me their number please.
Conner: Oh, i didnt know you were pansexual.

by literally.homosexual October 28, 2019

Pansexual

Sexuality attracted to pans

Person 1:Did you know he’s pansexual?
Person 2:Why, is he attracted to pans?

by Pseudonym 45 November 19, 2019

Pansexual

Sexually attracted to pans.

Normal person: DUDE WHY THE HELL ARE YOU FUCKING A PAN!?
Pansexual: because yes

by Inquisitive Walnut February 8, 2020

Pansexual

Attraction to people regardless of gender this can also be called gender blind.

Me:Hey Mom, I’m Pansexual.
Mom:You like pans?

by Doja_CaT May 24, 2020

Pansexual

A person who is sexually attracted to frying pans

"Mhmmm that pan is looking hella naughty, guess I'm pansexual."

by Gazs999 August 22, 2020