Paxton

A word, when uttered aloud, will decimate any pre-planned social event.

Billy: Hey, Timmy! Do you want to hang out today!?
Timmy: Sorry, Billy, but I'm going to Paxton this weekend.

Billy: *Hopes and dreams ruined*

by Spaghetti016 September 12, 2009

Pattonophilia

When someone is obsessed with Mike Patton, his music and his voice.

I am a Pattonophile.

There is a certain amount of Pattonophilia going on with me at the moment.

by S..A..R..A the drummer girl July 30, 2006

Payton

The prettiest girl in school and is such a great friend. She makes every one laugh and is very athletic and active, many boys are attracted to her and love her smile and personality. Everyone just wants her to be their friend.

Girl: did you meet the new girl payton??
Boy: ya I totally fell in love with her!

by Jerome629 November 27, 2017

payton paxton

Cum guzzling gutter ass hoe. Who likes to jerk guys off, but secretly because he hasn't cum out of the closet yet. He also enjoys to hold male testicles inside if his mouth. He considers it to be a sport. He has pretty blue eyes, but they are often bloodshot, from smoking joints to make him feel better about the size of his penis. He has had many surgeries on his dick because his cum is often dark brown. He is tall with brown hair, he has small lips, but the guys don't mind. Every night before going to sleep, he cleans the pubic hair that is stuck in his braces. (Male Pubes)

"Nobody has ever sucked me off like that, you must be a payton paxton!"

by Lick my left tit April 21, 2018

Mom-panting

The act of telling a friend they are unknowingly embarrassing themselves.

Caitlin, you wear the same kind of pants as your Mother.

by Boss Hog June 30, 2004

olivia ponton

olivia ponton is a tiktok influencer, not a celebrity. she got famous for dating kio cyr and once she got enough clout she dumped him. she then proceeded to throw her ass back on 6ix9ine, a rapist and criminal and didn’t apologize or even address it.

My name is olivia ponton and ” i just ate“

by flerken September 24, 2020

panto-pedo

A person or character who, whether purposefully, or by accident, exhibits characteristics (physical or otherwise) usually associated with a pantomime villain. And could seem to have a particularly sinister interest in children.

Dave looks like the child-catcher in Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang. He's such a panto-pedo!

by Widowtwankey October 22, 2009