Pandemic Pumps

During a pandemic, one must dip their penis into hand sanitizer in between pumps so as to not spread any contagions.

“Yo, Pat, did you hit that? ... Yeah, I’ll give her some pandemic pumps, by dipping young patty wein into hand sanitizer every stroke”

by Youngwhit March 16, 2020

Pandemicy

DM’ing your ex and and missing him.

Hey I’m bored I’m gonna stay home and play it safe in this Pandemicy and dm my ex.

by Jjlawre March 20, 2020

Pandemotions

All the feels during a pandemic, especially the mixed feels.

My pandemotions were all over the place after I ate a box or dry Cocoa Puffs and got the bright idea to put an age filter on a photo of favorite ex boyfriend who became so cute it made me cry for his precious life and his dog’s life, even though he doesn’t have a dog.

by LeggingsAndBeets April 13, 2020

Pandemic Decision

An irrational decision made at during a global pandemic that is bright about by extreme boredom and or panic.

My friend shaved his head yesterday, classic pandemic decision!

We decided to sort out the bathroom grout, we have chosen glitter grout. Pandemic decision that may we’ll be regretted at a later date.

by The Cooneys April 17, 2020

Pandemic Pussy

When you have been quarantined for so long with no action and your walls are tighter than the 2016 election

A: omg I got that gorilla grip coochie now
B: Girl you got that pandemic pussy ?!

by squidwardcoochie123 April 17, 2020

Pandemic Pussy

When you haven’t had dick in so long bc of a pandemic, that it goes back to factory settings.

Ava: omg I got that gorilla grip now
Carleigh: You got that pandemic pussy

by Carcallz April 17, 2020

Pandemic Pussy

When you been quarantined for too long with no action and yo walls are tighter than the 2016 elections.

A: Oh my god, I got that gorilla grip coochie now.
B: Girl please, you got that pandemic pussy.

by bootyjuices22 April 17, 2020