packer

A packer is a child who has no friends and usually struggles to speak to girls

Jesus Christ that Toby is such a packer

by R4m5ay March 19, 2017

Packer

A person or people that have been conceived through incest

Ya I heard he was a packer his dad is actually his moms brother!

by Shady Son April 29, 2020

Arby's meat packer

When one partner takes the secret menu item from Arby's known as the meat mountain, and continues to cram it in their partners anus, continually packing it with his penis or his/her penis shaped object. The "cramee" then use his or her anus muscles to lay the mangled meat mountain in the other partners mouth.

That Arby's meat packer sure was delicious

by perphurdle May 2, 2018

Poop packer

The little guys that work in your colon, they form and pack the poop to be sent out. They work for local union #2!

The poop packers are working overtime, I had coffee for breakfast.

by Jamgar January 20, 2024

Packers Privilege

The equivalent of ‘rollers rights’ for a pipe or bong

Let me spark it mate, don’t forget packers privilege!

by Greg Stickney December 30, 2023

volcanic nazi ass packer

someone who someone constantly does something annoying, and ignorant. Knowing he/she is annoying but doesn't care and continues doing it regardless of the warnings he/she has gotten.

"Man, Ted was being a Volcanic Nazi Ass Packer in gym class today."

by The_DonTron October 22, 2013

haggis packer

A term used to call someone gay, usually towards Scottish people.

This term is often used with the classic Scottish sarcasm. Therefore, this can be a friendly greeting as well as an insult. The same way Scottish people call each other “cunts” all the time as a friendly greeting.

Using this with the intent as a homophobic insult in Scotland could potentially be perceived as a hate crime under the Hate Crime & Public Order (Scotland) Act 2021.

However, using it as a sarcastic greeting among normal friends is just part of the classic Scottish banter.

Friendly Greeting (In Sarcastic Scottish Accent):
“How’s it going ya filthy haggis packer?”

Insult (Homophobic Tendencies):
“Fuck off ya filthy haggis packer!”
“Suck me aff ya disgusting haggis-packing bastard!”

by PP04 January 18, 2023