Puerto Rican Shish Kebab

A hand job from a human being other than yourself.

“My girlfriend and I were the only ones in the movie theater, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Shish Kebab. Best movie ever!”

by JahJah4prez August 24, 2024

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Gay Puerto Rican

Adam Ramadan: He is a gay Puerto Rican who likes to see men kissing and touching meat to meat

HE has brown hair, brown freckles, white in complexion

curly hair like Egyptian perm
can't see or think straight

and he can't spell or write properly

#!. OMG Jessica did you see That Gay Puerto Rican in the hallway after Gym he was taking a boy next to the locker and was trying to tickle their butthole

by BlackTroller November 02, 2021

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Puerto Rican Slaw

When a man ejaculates into hairy pubes, then consumes the goopy mixture

Mason enjoys a mouthful of Puerto Rican Slaw.

by WartymeTheGreat November 09, 2021

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Puerto Rican Thumbprint

The process of fingering your Puerto Rican classmate’s mom specifically with your thumb ensuring insertion in both the entrance and exit holes, and then applying the resulting truffle butter residue across her forehead infant Simba style.

I totally gave Tito’s mom the Puerto Rican Thumbprint last night!

by Tito’s step Papi November 12, 2022

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