Title of up-and-coming student newspaper from Rudolf Steiner School Kings Langley. It exists to serve three noble purposes:
1) To pump out gossip and propaganda
2) To advocate procrastination
3) To rip off students
1) To pump out gossip and propaganda
2) To advocate procrastination
3) To rip off students
by The Editor January 16, 2005
Get the Procrastinator, The mug.The act of delaying or putting off the excretion of one's fecal matter. This is often done when the poocrastinator doesn't want to leave the group or the party.
Tony: Look at Peter over there squirming and clenching his butt cheeks, he's poocrastinating for sure.
Bob: Textbook example of poocrastination.
Bob: Textbook example of poocrastination.
by AvidPoocrastinator July 9, 2011
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1. The act of putting off a well-needed dump because of important reasoning or events
2. The refusal to take a dump when needed
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1. The act of putting off a well-needed dump because of important reasoning or events
2. The refusal to take a dump when needed
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Jim really had to take a dump, but he couldn't leave his final exam. Unfortunately, it appears Jim committed poocrastination.
Janet was already late for her wedding so she poocrastinated and ended up soiling herself at the altar.
Janet was already late for her wedding so she poocrastinated and ended up soiling herself at the altar.
by Dark Donut October 13, 2011
Get the poocrastination mug.When needing to do something, only to have a sexual thought, image, or sound provoke your inner horniness, thus making you procrastinate, probably due to seeking out porn.
"Dude, I wanted to get that paper done, but I saw a picture of a topless chick on Youtube and was pulled into procrastibation.
by Ramshel March 10, 2012
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When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.
When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.
Jack: "I really wanted to get my homework done, but Katy Perry was on TV and the procrastibation took over."
Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."
Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."
by discoN8 October 4, 2012
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"Yeah man I really wanted to masturbate but I just couldn't put off my history paper any longer. This procrastibation is killing me."
by poop2938 May 17, 2014
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"what are you doing"
" looking up the definitions o f random words on urban dictionary"
"Oh you mean procrastinating"
" looking up the definitions o f random words on urban dictionary"
"Oh you mean procrastinating"
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