Preteen

Girls who ansewer the phone like this:
Caller:Is your mother home?
preteen:nooooooo,can I take a message?
caller:uch ica loco
preteen:oooohhhh, no oblis espenol'a
Preteen:can I get your name?
Caller: joe Nokotes
Preteen:is that with a C or a K?

They also babysit
and are teachers pet

"that girl is a preteen"
Babysitters club

by mike mcloor September 26, 2006

pretendbian

A pornographic film actress who pretends to be a lesbian in order to satisfy the sick, disgusting desires of pussy pumpers pussy pumper beaver-eater

Mike enjoys watching pretenbian porn, but but winces at the thought of two men together

by Breeder Basher November 27, 2003

preteen

a prepubescent child who thinks sex is cool and never uses a condom
the primary carriers for AIDS, chlamydia and...every other std.
a fucking idiot
the reason facebook, twitter and all other social networks all end up failing
dumb bitches who think mirror pics are cool

I deleted my Facebook because preteens keep playing fucking dumb ass games on it

by FuandUrlife May 18, 2011

PRETCHERZ

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY HAVE PRADAS ON WHEN THEY LOOK LKE SKETCHERZ THEY PRETCHERZ. FAKE PRADA'S.

DEVON HAD SNEAKERS THAT HE SAID WERE PRADA THAT LOOKED LIKE SKETCHERS AND ENDED UP TO BE NUMA ROSSA SOMTHING LIKE SKETCHERZ SO WE NAMED HIM PRETCHERZ.

YOU NICE PRETCHERZ YOU GOT THERE .

GO SOME WHERE WITH YOUR PRETCHERZ.

by MEYOSHI October 9, 2008

Pretard

1. any rearded person whose name happens to be Peter
2. Anyone born retarded or just stupid
3. Pre–retarded

1. "Hey, he's pretty stupid." "I know he came out of his mother pretarded."
2. "His name is peter too, ohh then he must be a pretard."

by Jacques March 13, 2005

Pretard

Someone who is about to lose a fight.

The guy Ali is fighting is just some pretard.

by Poppy Guapo August 4, 2005

pretenderly

someone that isnt who they say they are

That girl was trying to be someone else. She was pretenderly acting like Britney Spears

by msu1217 October 2, 2007