The kamikaze position is when a female is on her back naked and has her hips thrusted up in a position where her vagina is open. Then the male host gets on top of a ladder, completely naked, and swings around and around on a ceiling fan three times until he yells bonsai and dives onto the female host penis first and penetrates her vagina like a kamikaze pilot would when sinking a ship.
Did you know that Forest can do the kamikaze position perfectly with Jenny. She said it felt as if Japan had given her the best penetration she had ever felt.
by Eston555855 December 12, 2020
When you fill all of a girls holes so he is no longer ‘holy’ e.g. you fill her pussy, arse, nose, ears and mouth with your penis, fingers and toes.
“Hey I devil positioned that girl last night”
“No way man, what did you put in her arse?”
“My big toe”
“No way man, what did you put in her arse?”
“My big toe”
by Pea_Jay June 14, 2019
2/3rds into an all nighter, while watching Netflix. you sit at your desk in a position that looks as if your are giving birth.
by rydex5 October 27, 2014
boyfriend: whats the matter sweetheart, you seem tense and bound up over something
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok
by muffmirkin May 23, 2019
by student420365 February 22, 2010
A confirmed diagnosis of an individual that is strung out from prolonged drug use without eating or sleeping. Symptoms include, manic behaviors, unrealistic speculations, paranoia of being followed by federal agents, sickly physical appearance due to lack of nutrients, forgetfulness, pilfering through peoples belongings, carpet surfing, excessive and uncontrollable body movements, dilated pupils, etc.
That dude is HIT positive.
by Lavid Lguyen January 12, 2018