An Appalachian term, used primarily in Eastern KY and West Virginia, usually used when referring to the late Autumn, early Winter weather that allows the locals to leave their soda “pop” on their porch to save room in their fridge, and still keep their soda cold, tradionally Porch Pop Season ends after the first soda explodes from the cold.
“Hey, are you out of Mountain Dew, man?”
“No, dude, you gotta go outside, it’s Porch Pop Season.”
“Oh, wow, it hits 30 degrees tonight, we oughta move the Dr Pepper outside, idk why but Porch Pop Season makes Pop taste better, in my opinion.”
“Baby, you know Kentucky weather keeps things colder than any Frigidaire could ever dream.”
“No, dude, you gotta go outside, it’s Porch Pop Season.”
“Oh, wow, it hits 30 degrees tonight, we oughta move the Dr Pepper outside, idk why but Porch Pop Season makes Pop taste better, in my opinion.”
“Baby, you know Kentucky weather keeps things colder than any Frigidaire could ever dream.”
by Hugsandpisses December 24, 2022
Get the Porch Pop Seasonmug. by naelreh September 26, 2010
Get the Screed my porchmug. The sexual act where a male protagonist is engaging in sexual congress “doggystyle” and pulls out long enough for the female (or male) recipient to defecate on the phalis.
We were having a great time, with him giving it to me from behind, so I gave him a second floor porch.
by Bill Brewster February 13, 2019
Get the Second Floor Porchmug. when the computer nerds in a house and their cat all yell IFIAR!!! (see IFIAR) and decide it is nice enough for all to go stand on the porch and drink slurpies'
by hellfish(the yellow dart)87gt April 10, 2003
Get the porch-meetin'mug. When someone is always getting a joke late or last person to realize that something is going on or has just happened.
When you tell a joke to a group of people and even though the person was sitting right there with you, they ask "wait what's so funny, tell me". You should say, man you are always off the porch late!
by broadstreetbully April 9, 2011
Get the off the porch latemug. A hooker, ho, or whore who once you get her into the room asks you if she could just watch you do yourself. Usually characterized by her falling asleep during the middle of it. You often feel ripped off after she leaves.
Porch monkey refers to being lazy and the hooker can be of any color.
Porch monkey refers to being lazy and the hooker can be of any color.
"How was your birthday present we sent you last night Bill?"
"Terrible you bought me a Porch Monkey Hooker"
"Shit I'm sorry man"
"Terrible you bought me a Porch Monkey Hooker"
"Shit I'm sorry man"
by Haskill August 16, 2008
Get the porch monkey hookermug. by Huser February 3, 2007
Get the Hosing off the back porchmug.