Chinese Popsicle

The sexual act when the male sits in a buddha position(legs crossed) and the woman sits on his lap while on her period. Turning his genitals red, then she proceeds to give him oral sex.

So my girlfriend asked if we had a popsicle, so i gave her my famous Chinese Popsicle.

by FUNNYM4N August 20, 2011

Meat Popsicle

A mans genitalia; an erect penis being sucked on by a hungry warm mouth.

Last night your mother feasted on my Meat Popsicle and did not waste a drop.

by Wayne O. August 18, 2008

banana popsicle

doing well in a class or getting an A. meant to be used as an innuendo to confuse and or annoy others.

Bloop: Mr. Xavier gave me a banana popsicle
Ploob: Ooooooh that's the best

by blehemoth August 1, 2013

Human popsicle

When a man slides his bedpost into his asshole and then has his girlfriend such his dick. Hence he is the popsicle and he is being sucked.

Me and my girl were tryna spice it up. I tried to be a human popsicle. Once that post tickled my prostate it was game over.

by Awesome sauce 69 December 2, 2020

blue popsicle

Someone who eats a popsicle and says that they like the blue ones best not because of how it tastes but just because it is blue.

Bill only got that game system because everyone else has one, yet he doesn't even know the first thing about videogames. What a blue popsicle.

by Ralfo the Great! November 6, 2007

Meat Popsicle

A dead man's boner.

"Man, that guy has a MEAN meat popsicle!"
"Yeah, that's HUGE!"
"Sally, I'll give you 100 dollars to eat that meat popsicle!"

by Allabamevenon April 16, 2009

Minnesota Popsicle

When a girl takes a shit, freezes it and then masturbates with it.

Also when a guy takes a shit, freezes it and fucks a girl with it.

Jessica, you know I'm in to scat, right? Well yesterday I had a Minnesota Popsicle.

by freeze ez February 21, 2010