Poopie Scared

noun

1. The inability to produce a successful bowel movement due to a a variety of reasons such as: unfamiliar public toilets (India hole in the ground style) and close confines of economy Caribbean cruises cabins.

While traveling by train through India, I noticed that the bathroom situation consisted of a hole in the floor in the bathroom, I was poopie scared until we reached New Delhi.

by ecac1 May 13, 2010

Poopy Penis

when your penis gets dark brown tootsie roll colored feces on it after penetrating the anal orifice

Marcy gave me poopy penis and it was so bad. Looked like a tootsie roll flopping around in my bed

by Never not doing it October 14, 2022

Poopy Penguin

A sexual act in which the female first has her arms tied to the wall and is then gagged so she cannot speak. She then shits on the mans dick and he proceeds to fuck her. Because the squishing sound is so disgustingshe starts to flap her arms and moan, much like a penguin. hence the name, "poopy penguin"

last night i did the poopy penguin to this girl, she threw up.

i asked this girl if she wanted to do the poopy penguin and she said only if we get morgan freeman to narrate

by awa March 28, 2007

poopie doops

Someone who doesn't have a sense of humor and just sits down like a retarted monkey everyday.

Emo kid: I am so sad. I am going to kill myself.
Me: GET A LIFE AND STOP BEING SUCH A POOPIE DOOPS! Cutting yourself does nothing but make more pain.
Emo kid: I want to be a poopie doops.
Me: Go away.

by tilatequilafan555 January 15, 2008

Poopie-dick

The condition of the male genitals after anal intercourse, fecal residue on the penis.

After Ramon fucked Susan in the ass, he had poopie-dick and had to wash the shit off of his penis.

by Kerns December 14, 2003

Poopy Russian

A mixed alcoholic beverage, consisting of vodka, milk, kahlua and coke. This drink arises every time someone decides to mix together the classic White Russian and Black Russian drinks. The result is like someone's anus has exploded in your cocktail glass.

Dude #1: "Dude, hook me up with a drink! Wait... what's this?"
Dude #2: "Dude it's a Poopy Russian, check it out!"
Dude #1: (drinks)... "Man, it's like I just ate out someone's ass!"
Dude #2: "This is true."

by EZ-D April 14, 2011

poopy dots

The most delicious treat in the known universe. Made by inserting TootsieRoll Mini Chews (R) into the bottom of Dots (R) and eating the two as one.

OMG! That Dot looks like he's crapping that TootsieRoll Mini Chew! Poopy Dots! I'm gonna eat me up some of that! omnomnomnom

by Shyvyr June 16, 2008