A person so fat that cannonball jumping into a pool breaks and evaporates the chlorine there and a sheer amount of it gets released as a byproduct and does actual damage to the ozone layer.
...and there Bobby was, his image frozen in the peripheral vision of his fellow unsuspecting high schoolers, a boy in fetal position midair releasing so much energy that civilizations of old would've contemplated the event as the birth of a new sun. As it hit the water, that heavily incarnated pool warhead created a huge pressure of air that could be felt miles away, shaking windows and collapsing trees. First graders that were inside the pool evaporated. Lenin woke up and knew communism was needed once more.
by targium December 26, 2017
Heal pools are the best!
by guccidogbeds April 02, 2021
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by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 17, 2019
Loading up on sugar as an energy source prior to engaging in intense physical activity. Often used as an excuse by amateur sports enthusiasts to consume vast amounts of junk food.
Hey Dan, you're not eating that entire bucket of brownies are you??
Sugar pooling mate. Need it for the bike ride this afty.
Sugar pooling mate. Need it for the bike ride this afty.
by Loose Rooster June 13, 2019
That lewk that you make when you're done swimming, but not done chillin by the pool/beach. Think pink and orange cocktails, impractical earrings, and lots of slightly see through clothing.
by 🍒 September 05, 2017
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