Poo your own goose

To negatively indicate someone should suit themselves

Well if you don’t want to come on holiday with us, you can poo your own goose

by Endocrypt March 11, 2018

poo baboons

Poo that becomes entangled in human anal pubes...the person who has the poo baboons would also need to have a pubic forest long enough for the poo to swing

Damn those poo baboons are swinging through the anal forest

by Bum fuzz June 5, 2018

Poo water

A) an uncomfortable, gross or bad situation.
B) the equivalent of saying “aw crap”.
C) water that is not clear, might have a slight stench to it, and may or may not contain levels of poo

I just dropped my phone in the toilet and had to fish it back out. Ew gross dude, poo water!

by CaptainPlank12 September 9, 2020

Poo in the loo

An indian person. Likes to shit in the street instead of the toilets.

Look at that pajeet, he's poo in the loo-ing.

by SandyLirarn April 8, 2021

poo jenga

poo jenga is the term used for when your cat takes a steamer in his/her litter box and ignores the "bury your poop" rule. sometimes it can stack and make a little poo tower. the word e use for this is poo jenga. if it topples over, your cat has lost poo jenga.

did he win?" "no the poo jenga toppled." "better luck next time

by showforblow November 13, 2010

Poo Twisty

A twisted piece of toilet paper that is twisted inside the bumhole to remove poo.

Often seen of the floor of public toilets.

I walked into the bogs and low and behold there was a poo twisty discarded on the floor.

by PooTwisty October 28, 2019

poo poo fart

When you try to squeeze out a fart with great force but you end up shating yourself, usually catastrophically.

EX:

Dude, I had gas last night after dinner with Ashley and I ended up poo poo farting on my way home in the car, The dry cleaners had a hard time cleaning that shit.

by bob Sanders July 24, 2014