gold plated turd

No matter how hard you try to improve certain things, its basic nature remains the same.

"That car fanatic has been spending thousands of dollars on that '58 Edsel...its just a gold plated turd!"

by MoJo Mojokowski August 9, 2005

Placerville

A white trash, dramatic gold rush town found smack dab in the middle between Tahoe and Sacramento. Also known as hang town.

Placerville-"Come on vacation leave on probation."

by ME B June 25, 2008

Gold plated ass monkey

the highest honor given to a fuckwit or kidiot for going above and beyond the call of duty for that obnoxious profession.

Todays GPAM goes to bgratis for allowing us to test kick/ban scripts.

by cheezl February 21, 2004

Steaming Joe Paterno

When one poops his pants at a football game in the winter and steam rises from his pants.

After Purdue scored that third touchdown versus Penn State I took a Steaming Joe Paterno. The fans behind me warmed their hands over it.

by love to lol July 8, 2010

v plates

virgin, has not yet had sexual intercourse, not "broken in"

"look kates still got her v plates"
"yeah but she takes it in the arse instead!"

by chumley September 17, 2003

hot plate

The act of placing seran wrap on a person's face and then excreting fecal matter onto it. Another term for a cheesy charlie.

That bitch got a hot plate on her face!

by Niggslayer June 19, 2004

Plaster of Penis

Semen that accidentally lands on a strand of hair, drying up and coating it, rendering it stiff.

Last night my boyfriend totally ruined my hairstyle and now big chunks are set in Plaster of Penis

by simikis October 16, 2007