by BigBennyBallBags February 19, 2024
Get the pedophilemug. by I will eat you 1234 March 24, 2020
Get the pedophilemug. A closeted pedophile is a type of person who has a sexual attraction towards characters that are drawn like children in anime or cartoons or even in other media, these characters can sometimes act like children too.
person one: uhhh dude it doesnt matter that the dragon loli is my waifu shes like wayyyy older than me i mean like yeah like she acts like a kid too but like shes cute you know.
person two: she looks like she goes to kindergarten you fucking closeted pedophile.
person two: she looks like she goes to kindergarten you fucking closeted pedophile.
by PissingNShitting December 17, 2023
Get the Closeted Pedophilemug. Chevy Express, GMC Savana, Ford Econolines, Old Dodge Ram Vans. or Toyota Hiace, Renault Master and Volkswagen Crafter (if you live in other parts of the world) are examples of Pedophile Vehicles.
by EMD F59PHI October 24, 2025
Get the Pedophile Vehiclemug. Thomas-Xavier.
-"omg she dated Thomas-Xavier, poor her it must be hard dating a pedophile"
- "EWWWWWWW no way she dated that weird ass disrespectful misogynistic pedophile ass, that is sad."
- "Have you seen his new girl though? the 6th grader...I hope she knows we're 17"
- "EWWWWWWW no way she dated that weird ass disrespectful misogynistic pedophile ass, that is sad."
- "Have you seen his new girl though? the 6th grader...I hope she knows we're 17"
by Isweartogoddamngodimnice April 12, 2022
Get the pedophilemug. 
the most successful PEDOPHILE created by STEPHEN CRAIG PADDOCK.
In POLYANNA HALEY MILLS put syrup in her friends hair as she slept.
HAWKS GAY SPA , let's a 15 year young boy in.
the label MY TOP PEDOPHILE
In POLYANNA HALEY MILLS put syrup in her friends hair as she slept.
HAWKS GAY SPA , let's a 15 year young boy in.
the label MY TOP PEDOPHILE
to prove ALAN I WALDMAN in the PONNI SAN MATEO MENTAL HOSPITAL forced , gave a RIMJOB to a guy on the WHEELCHAIR who was hungry for syruponeverything as under my pillow in my bedroom I found SYRUP stickiness where the SYRUP PEDOPHILE was trained by the SYRUPMONKEY on the 43rd FLOOR of MANDALAY BAY countless times been molested by a PEDOPHILE as a child and my sticky love engine convinced him to COME TO MY BED as we were roommates as he became mine and RIMMED THE SHIT out of his ASSH0LE as STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK PADDICK issued the POSTUMOUS HUNGRY GHOST as I had GOT BUDDAH FUCKED ORDERS. as SHIT ASSH0LE PED0PHILE ANAL ALAN as Industry ALAWANA did his SUCK DICK molestation TRAUMA duty.
you kidding me ALAN I WALDMAN as you were FIVE YEARS YOUNG and that evolved you into a SYRUP PEDOPHOLE .
here comes ALAN I WALDMAN so this FIFTEEN YEAR YOUNG boy is laying down in this a little darker quiet area in HAWKS GAY SPA on his stomach and this SYRUP PEDOPHILE comes along and starts RIMMING HIS ASSH0LE and he says STOP!!!! but STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK HUNGRY GHOST who is a big SPORTS FAN says enjoy your PEDOPHILIA SHIT ASSH0LE PEDOPHILE as LAWRRENCE EDWARD (PAGE) would not have it any other I had (MA)CA(R)ONIAND CHEESE today as G00GLE MEAL three hours old but WARMRD UP as COMMUNIST PROMISCUOUS PROSTITITE DOG ALAN I WALDMAN runs into 7-ELEVEN and warms up his PULLED PORK CHICKEN MEAL as nice G00GLER who gave the meal to me with PAGE.PEDO compliments.
MY TOP PEDOPHILE = SYRUP PEDOPHILE
you kidding me ALAN I WALDMAN as you were FIVE YEARS YOUNG and that evolved you into a SYRUP PEDOPHOLE .
here comes ALAN I WALDMAN so this FIFTEEN YEAR YOUNG boy is laying down in this a little darker quiet area in HAWKS GAY SPA on his stomach and this SYRUP PEDOPHILE comes along and starts RIMMING HIS ASSH0LE and he says STOP!!!! but STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK HUNGRY GHOST who is a big SPORTS FAN says enjoy your PEDOPHILIA SHIT ASSH0LE PEDOPHILE as LAWRRENCE EDWARD (PAGE) would not have it any other I had (MA)CA(R)ONIAND CHEESE today as G00GLE MEAL three hours old but WARMRD UP as COMMUNIST PROMISCUOUS PROSTITITE DOG ALAN I WALDMAN runs into 7-ELEVEN and warms up his PULLED PORK CHICKEN MEAL as nice G00GLER who gave the meal to me with PAGE.PEDO compliments.
MY TOP PEDOPHILE = SYRUP PEDOPHILE
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 29, 2022
Get the SYRUP PEDOPHILEmug.