Talking Papas

When somebody talking some trash

“Damn foo i heard tito was talking papas about you”

“no way, lets go check that foo”

by rickygster April 12, 2021

ne ne papalypse

Ne Ne papalypse, (sometimes Nee Nee papalypse) is the theory that when more material for the manga and anime of Axis Powers Hetalia the entire fandom and it's afformentioned dark lord shall overtake the earth in unholy matrimony and destruction

"If you are not ready for the ne ne papalypse, may doitsu have mercy on your soul. There is no god.

by MOSHI MOSHI MOTHERFUCKERS December 5, 2016

Political Paparazzi

The transformation of the media from journalism to sensationalism as the news has gone from a service to a business...

The cable news networks at one time has some sort of sense of journalistic integrity... now they're just Political Paparazzi trying to play King Maker...

by Jared L. Ohlinger March 31, 2008

paperview

The misspelling of the term pay-per-view.
Or maybe that's what our paper overlords want you to think.

Jimmy: "I can't pay for premium cable, so we'll have to deal with pay-per-view..."
Matt: "Paperview? Already?! Technology has come too far! We're all being watched! My notebook isn't going to kill me in my sleep if I can help it!"
Jimmy: "Dude."
Matt: "What?!"
Jimmy: "Dude. Pay, per view. Pay for each view? The payment system on TV!"
Matt: "Oh. ..Sooo, no paper rebellion?"
Jimmy: "Nope, not today anyway."
Matt: "Oh."

by Penumant February 15, 2017

Paper Clit

When you give a woman, a paper cut in their vaginal area.

Yo, I gave that bitch a paper clit last night.
On JAH!?
Yah, she soaked the paper!

by anonymous April 7, 2019

paperwork

Court documents revealing what a prisoner's charges, criminal history, downward departures, etc. are. This is used to determine whether a person is a snitch, child molestor, or other kind of person considered undesirable by other prisoners. The Presentence Investigation Report is the gold standard of paperwork, because it tells everything that the probation officer was able to dig up about the prisoner's life, and details any assistance he may have rendered to the government; but prisoners are often forbidden to have it in their possession for that exact reason. At higher security prisons, people are often expected to show their paperwork within a certain period of time (e.g. a week or a month) or they'll be checked in to protective custody by their fellow prisoners.

"Lemme see your paperwork."

by Tochterlieber March 19, 2014

Paparbrizzi

paparbrizzi n. (pa par brit' zee)
Paparazzi dedicated to following Pop star Britney Spears 24/7. Celebrity photographers who choose to focus only on Britney Spears, knowing they will have daily shots of Britney that are at least internet postable, and likely saleable. Paparazzi who latch on to Britney Spears as the "low hanging fruit" of paparazzi celebrity subjects.
Rookie paparazzi's who latch onto the top paparazzi subject.

After her release from the hospital, Britney Spears was surrounded by the constant flood of "paparbrizzi".

The photographer became a "paparbrizzi" due to the frequency of Britney sightings, and the potential for profit.

Britney Spears sometimes seems to enjoy the "paparbrizzi"

by Viva Vic Vegas February 11, 2008