Shoe Balls are similar to blue balls. One gets shoe balls by shopping for amazing shoes but not actually making a purchase. The shoe balls condition can be compounded by trying on shoes in the store, thus realizing how much pleasure the shoes can bring you if you were to buy them, but ultimately not bringing any shoes home due to time or budget constraints. The shoes act as a major tease and can actually leave an aching in one's heart and soul, and potentially even one's crotch (depending on the severity of the shoe addiction and the price/sexiness of the shoes).
Lindsay visited the Stuart Weitzman shoe store on Fifth Avenue, then went to the shoe floor at Saks, but didn't purchase anything. She left with a major case of shoe balls.
by LindsayM November 4, 2011
Get the Shoe Ballsmug. by poopfinger_anuslazor November 5, 2011
Get the penis-shoemug. A type of mens footwear worn in the middle east area of the world by the Soviet KGB spy from U.N.C.L.E., Ilya Kuryakin (Citation: The Man from U.N.C.L.E., 2015). Also known as the Khussa Toe Shoes.
by The Cute Russian Guy January 11, 2016
Get the Curlyworly Shoesmug. by stesaf June 28, 2022
Get the New Shoesmug. the act of putting ones hands into a pair of ugg boots when its cold out.
half-shoe heaven can also be achieved by putting ones hands into a pair of ugg slippers.
half-shoe heaven can also be achieved by putting ones hands into a pair of ugg slippers.
by i<3C.K. April 11, 2011
Get the shoe heavenmug. http://usera.imagecave.com/Skylar/doodyshoes2.png
or
"Omg, I want those doody shoes"
ooorrr
"Oh crap, my shoes got soaked in shit."
or
"Omg, I want those doody shoes"
ooorrr
"Oh crap, my shoes got soaked in shit."
by iCrap August 6, 2008
Get the Doody Shoesmug. by Honda__Civic__ September 14, 2022
Get the Shoe goblinsmug.