Porcelain Shoes

On some occasions, people have had sex in an airplane bathroom. Since those bathrooms are so small, some people accidently get their feet stuck in the toilet. those are called porcelain shoes.

Dude, I was f*****g Angela earlier and I got a pair of porcelain shoes. The attendant had to help me out...

by Apecicle April 12, 2010

slimy shoe

while performing the slimy shoe you must take someones shoe and repeatedly cum in the shoe then quickly replace the shoe for someone to wear them.

bob took toquetoe's shoes and cummed in them so when toquetoe put the shoes on she screamed slimy shoe.

by crandlecooper January 24, 2009

Vegas Shoes

Brand new shoes a girl buys with the only intention of looking hot in Las Vegas.

My girlfriend realized she forgot her Vegas shoes when we got to the hotel. I guess she'll have bare feet up in the air tonight.

by figbush May 1, 2013

Shoe goblins

A derogatory term for Middle Eastern people

PersonA: “They’re such a shoe goblins”

PersonB: “They stole my shoes a week ago”

by Honda__Civic__ September 14, 2022

Doody Shoes

Shoes that are customized on Nike.com to say doody on them. Or, shoes that are covered in shit.

http://usera.imagecave.com/Skylar/doodyshoes2.png

or

"Omg, I want those doody shoes"

ooorrr

"Oh crap, my shoes got soaked in shit."

by iCrap August 6, 2008

penis-shoe

a male undergarment worn for the comfort and protection of the genitalia. see also: nut-snuggler.

Bruce always left his penis-shoe in his gym locker overnight.

by poopfinger_anuslazor November 5, 2011

Curlyworly Shoes

A type of mens footwear worn in the middle east area of the world by the Soviet KGB spy from U.N.C.L.E., Ilya Kuryakin (Citation: The Man from U.N.C.L.E., 2015). Also known as the Khussa Toe Shoes.

Make sure you bring your Curlyworly shoes to Istanbul.

by The Cute Russian Guy January 11, 2016