Old Sailor

Someone who likes to motorboat a woman's tits.

John: Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.
Jeremy: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
makes sputtering motorboat noise
You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?

by Sandbaggin' son of a bitch January 19, 2009

old top

Refering to an older person.

Howd it going old top..

by www.yzzerdd_3w_3z_and_2d April 30, 2015

Old English

The beautiful ancestral tongue of the English people. It is a West Germanic language, which first arrived in the British Isles with the Anglo-Saxons, and it shares common roots with German, Dutch and Flemish. Its closest relative is the Frisian language of the northern Netherlands.

Old English should be taught as a Second language in English schools.

by Brimwylf September 15, 2005

old bill

(UK) police

Slasher Smith got turned over by the Old Bill

by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003

old people

the funniest kind of people, commonly seen playing bingo, taking shits, and making old people porn

yo my grandparents are the coolest old people, i just got thier newest tape...GRANDPA GAVE GRANDMA A DUTCH OVEN

by dragonslayer1111 January 16, 2003

Old biddy

A bitchy old woman that your grandmother hate.

My grandma called Ms. Crabtree an old biddy after she replaced her as lead choir singer.

Please don't invite Ms. Claudia to my house party cause I can't stand that old biddy.

by Mackendeez September 30, 2017

old harry

/ˈɔʊld.hæɹi/
An educational test question on some unknown information set by a teacher with unreal expectations.

I hope he doesn't give out another old harry, that'll be a pain in the ass.

by Xnopyt. March 12, 2017