Jewish Pizza

The act of eating a pizza then puking it up so your family or friends can eat too.

Dude put away the mop, that's just my Jewish Pizza.

by Mity J October 18, 2006

jewish rapper

alan krawitz, the best jewish rapper in the world. Thinks he's the best, acts like he's the best. But is still just a jew!

there is no exmple of a jewish rapper besides alan krawitz becauss they dont exist.

by steve February 16, 2005

Jewish Uncle

The act of man eating another mans ass, while tickling him with his mustache.

He Jewish uncled me.

by Blistovmhz October 03, 2010

jewish muslim

A fucking nigger ass bitch that has no fucking genitals and should get fucking bombed and gassed

Man fuck that Jewish muslim

by Fortnite m8 February 08, 2018

jewish tailgating

When driving your automobile and another car keeps riding in your blind spot purposefully, or jewish tailgating you.

"Oh snap, that car keeps jewish tailgating me!"

by Evan Danals May 05, 2008

Jewish Omelette

First you take an extremely large woman who has a roll covering her vajj. Then,you bang her until you are colse to cumming. Right before you cum you knock her out, and cum in the roll. Then you do other nasty things to the roll(puke,shit,piss etc.). Then put the large whale in an oven and cook for 10-20 minutes at about 450 degrees. When you are done you should have a Jewish Omelette.

Dude! You know that fat chick i hooked up with last night, I made a Jewish Omelette out of her.

by R and G January 09, 2009

Jewish Handshake

Another word for a hand job, or the act of a girl giving a guy a hand job.(jaking a guy off): Never referred to when a male does this to himself.

You can recieve a Jewish Handshake, you just can't give yourself one.

Ya, Stacey came over last night. She gave me the good ol' "Jewish Handshake". If you know what I mean.

by Nidnal January 29, 2008