Simp

Any guy named Ryan. If you meet a Ryan, immediately assume that dudes a simp. Never trust a Ryan to be a non-simp. Just listen to the word "Ryan" roll off your tongue, doesn't it just REMIND you of a simp? Both 4 letters, end and start with a consonant, letters gravitate to the bottom (and lesser) half of the alphabet.. it just makes sense. Every single thing you can use to describe a Simp, you can also use to describe a Ryan.

Ryan: "Oh, did you see that guy? He's a total simp!"
Not Ryan: "Don't you mean a Ryan?"
Ryan: "....Yeah..."

by Panicking Pancakes July 12, 2020

Simp

If a person, of any gender tries hard to impress another person they are romantically interested in.

Or is biased towards how they view them.

Arlon simps for Vanessa.

by // c a k e // August 21, 2020

Simp

When someone likes someone

Oh look leo is a simp for holly!

by Dracos wife November 19, 2020

Simp

A male that goes all out for pussy and usually skips going out with the boys to achieve that task.

Dude Teigen is such a simp he chases pussy all the time.

by Carlton Davis January 6, 2020

Simp

konankiddo1412#4811

konankiddo1412#4811 Is a simp

by Kischaa April 24, 2023

simp

a person (most times a boy) who chases after their crush or a random person and gets friend zoned :(

bro, why are you being a simp towards sophie

idk, i just really like her and i can’t stop thinking about her

wow, you are going full on simp

by why_dont_we_limelight March 22, 2020

simp

you
your a fricking simp

Guy one: dude shes hot but she doesnt like me back
Guy two: dude your such a simp

by your fricking mom February 9, 2022