nerd nog

Nerd nog: Eggnog that has been enhanced scientifically and mathematically with liquor to enhance the the flavor.
Im about to go get crunk off some nerd nog!
by B4god3 December 03, 2018
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egg nogging

Adding semen to an alcholic beverage and then drinking the beverage. The semen creates an egg yolk like texture within the beverage.
“Man, i love egg nogging!”
“What’s that?”
“It’s when Karen takes my load, puts it in a whisky and slams it down. That is hawt af.”
by El Muy Cremoso January 24, 2018
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Nog logged

When you drink so much egg nog that you are too full to eat or drink anything else.
I'm sorry, I'd love to try your soup, but I'm nog logged.
by November 17, 2021
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Nog Tard

When a retard tries to give someone head.
Yeah, Jamall was such a nog tard last night.

Damn, girl, your a friggin' nog tard...
by My Alias Is Not My Real Name February 21, 2011
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Nog Goggles

Phenomenon in which one's consumption of holiday alcohol makes one's family bearable.
"Hate my family, but after the nog goggles kick in it will be okay. Hell, maybe even my first cousin. Who knows?"
by Pyewacket December 16, 2013
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egged my nog

When a woman excretes her period blood on to a males ejaculation
Dude last night Sabrina totally egged my nog
by Bulletfire December 25, 2020
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