Black Privilege

How someone can commit a crime and still be seen as the victim.

If it wasn't for black privilege that bitch Karmelo Anthony would still be in prison and he really should be. He is not a hero, nor is he a victim, he is a criminal. Anyone who thinks he is a hero, a victim and a good person is retarded.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 18, 2025

Woke privilege

Opportunities that only arise because of a perceived victimhood that can't be ignored in woke culture

"Look, it's that fucken idiot hosting the red carpet event again. He/she is only on TV because of woke privilege"

by Charwunsee January 23, 2023

Privilege Pole

A white mans penis.

People are all different, some people love BBC, others love the Privilege Pole.

by imhypershadow July 18, 2018

monkey privilege

When your girlfriend gets the privilege to climb you like a monkey

I gave my girlfriend the monkey privilege

by Theejaculator October 5, 2020

Wife Privilege

Wife privilege, or wife/common law or girlfriend privilege, is the personal privilege that benefits the husband from her hairdressing skills over non hairdressing experiences in some households, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstances.

Benson: Haircut? What! Everything is closed, how'd you manage that?

Hedges: Wife cut it.

Benson: Wife Privilege, whatever!

by RobbieStJean May 29, 2021

Sleep Privilege

Someone who has the ability to fall asleep on command. They can sleep anywhere at anytime and always has enough rest. They are almost never tired because of their privilege.

Person 1: I couldn't sleep last night.
Person 2: I had a great sleep last night
Person 1: Fuck you and your sleep privilege.

by Aqua_Lief November 28, 2018

Birth Privilege

Birth Privilege, or born person privilege, is the societal privilege that entitles born persons to advocate for non-born persons to be aborted by their mothers if and when the unborn person becomes a burden to their mother any time before they are born, regardless of whether or not the born person realizes they too were also supposed to be aborted by their mother.

Hey Karen, I’m glad your mom walked out of the abortion clinic before you were born, otherwise you couldn’t join me at the Women’s March this weekend where we’ll be executing our birth privilege to let women know they can only be equal to men if they’re free to abort their unborn offspring!

by 20th Century Blinder August 1, 2022