Pulling a Melissa

When you’ve got something you want to say but take ages to say it and avoid it all costs such as having as many distractions around like white noise from fans and going on Instagram to avoid your thoughts.

AKA: To pull a Melissa, Being avoidant, Causing problems due to lack of communication

“Why’s she not texting you back” - Boyfriend’s friend
“Bro idk I think she’s Pulling a Melissa” - Boyfriend

by BananananaFonze March 16, 2025

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Melissa

A swagalious person. Super quirked up and cool. A wonder bestie for the restie🤪🤪🤪. Simps for random people. Cons: Is very abusive and will slap you

Person 1: Do you know who Melissa is?

Person 2: Yes she is such a girl boss

by StickySaltySocks April 15, 2022

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Melissa middle school

100% would not recommend going there, like imagine your mascot being a fucking bird.🤡🤡🤡
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.

Person 1:I've been thinking on moving, would Melissa middle school be a good place for my kid?

Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.

by mr eckert September 18, 2021

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