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Karen

Not the same thing as the name. A person who is very easily offended or annoyed. other characteristics include getting offended by humor, and having low intelligence.
"What's the hardest part of the vegetable? The wheelchair"

"That's so offensive, you don't just say stuff like that."

"Ok, Karen"
by SpiceRice September 25, 2019
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A Karen is a person that likes to be as annoying as humanly possible. She is well known for eating cats. She is that kind of person that has to pay people to be her friend. A Karen is a person that is persistent in being an absolute shit-head to everyone around her.

Karen’s also enjoy eating cement, you can still hear the crunch of Karen from 12 miles away. Instead of having cereal for breakfast. She believes there is nothing better than a nice solid vita-brick to start your day. With this in mind, you can obviously figure out that a Karen would weigh a minimum of 5 tonnes.
Why can’ t the plane takeoff?

Pilot: Karen
by GreenOlive.exe/Runtime:error September 26, 2019
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43. Mother of 3. Anti-Vaxxer. Wants to speak to the manager often. Blonde. Angled bob/Pixie haircut. Wears sunglasses 24/7. Divorced her husband. Took the kids.
Person 1: "You know Jake's mum?"
Person 2: "Yeah..."
Person 1: "She's such a Karen"
Person 2: "Isn't she called Karen too?"
Person 1: "Uh-huh"
Person 2: "I see why Jake's unvaccinated now"
by maxed0utzest August 3, 2019
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A Karen is a type of person who will just piss you off. She took the kids away after you divorced because you didn’t put the toilet seat down or something stupid like that.

She has a haircut that goes to the bottom of the side of her head and she is a type of person who will update her diet on snapgram and she will take the kids to soccer practice

When she does her weekly shop she will aske to speed to the manager of her local Asda or Walmart.
Wife: shouts at me for leaving the toilet seat up
Me: shut the fuck up karen
by J.C.N January 12, 2020
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by EARWAXLOVER69 January 18, 2020
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Your old boss with no experience in your field who gets hammered drunk at lunch and then wants to “speak to you for a sec.” Usually spotted by her irrationally highlighted a symmetrical hair cut that no straight man would ever want to sleep with.
So Karen wants to chat after lunch. I’m just gonna go home now. Can someone call hbo and tell themsomething is wrong with aunt KAren
by Ashlieburke April 7, 2020
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A particularly obnoxious Canadian White middle aged woman, a product of the old style British system of stratification where in 6th grade, students were forcibly separated based on their test scores they took at age 11. Karens were guaranteed a place in University, a good government job, etc. Karens could count on the fellow white cops coming running if somebody looked out of place in their neighbourhood. Karens lived in a world that changed in the 90s, where Canada to live up to the promise of the Charter Of Rights and Freedoms. Since then, immigrants took the government jobs, people of colour became cops.

Karens have since become bitter anti immigrant, Conservative Party Of Canada supporters, longing for the days they were queen shit and are left to try to reclaim power by kicking downwards. They’re the ones who call in noise complaints right at 11PM.
“You now that woman who threatened to call the cops at the kids who blocked her driveway playing street hockey? Total Karen.”
by Astorix April 27, 2020
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