Your old boss with no experience in your field who gets hammered drunk at lunch and then wants to “speak to you for a sec.” Usually spotted by her irrationally highlighted a symmetrical hair cut that no straight man would ever want to sleep with.
So Karen wants to chat after lunch. I’m just gonna go home now. Can someone call hbo and tell them “something is wrong with aunt KAren”
by Ashlieburke April 08, 2020
When your sleeping meds hit you and you feel compelled to order s bunch of shit from amazon you never need. These purchases are generally completely forgotten about until they arrive on your doorstep.
Well I may have gone hard with my ambezon last night, but at least I have 16 pasta strainers, three iPad cases, a cat shaped ice cube tray and a candle.
by Ashlieburke May 08, 2019