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Ninjago is really cool :)
Ninjago by Slopi Dobi Bobi March 7, 2022

Poptart Ninja 

Someone who thinks he/ she is automatically a ninja, because they dropped their poptart/ waffle/ soap/ glass etc. and managed to catch it with their foot/ elbow/ knee/ forehead etc.

This is obviously not possible, seeing as a ninja would never drop something in the first place.
Joe: Man i just dropped the soap while i was in the shower, and caught it with my foot. Total Poptart Ninja! MLIA!

Pete: No. Your life is not average, and you most definitely are not a ninja, you are a disgrace to all ninja everywhere, seeing as a ninja would never drop something, or have the need to shower.
Poptart Ninja by Sonskynkind April 25, 2010

Name Ninja-ing 

The act of asking how to spell one's name, when, in reality, you forgot their name.
Luke: "Hey Sarah! Whats up?"
Me: "Hey man! Not much, oh dude, I accidentally deleted you off my phone. Can you re-add your contact?"
Third person: Dude! You rock at Name Ninja-ing."
Name Ninja-ing by etuue June 21, 2010

Marijuana Ninja 

One who smokes in more private and secluded areas then a regular stoner. Knows how to successfully smoke indoors or sketchy areas without getting faded.
"I'm so ninja when i smoke" - Me
"Your a fucking Marijuana Ninja." - Jealous Friend
Marijuana Ninja by P.O.L. Masta December 14, 2011

Lung Ninja 

A stoner game in which you have 12 throwing knives, 4 throwing stars, and 1 tomahawk. What you do is take a big hit off a pipe, and hold it in, throw all of the items listed above before you exhale. If you do exhale before all the items are thrown, you cant throw any more. You add all of the points and thats what you receive. The goal is to throw all the items and get the highest score while you get the highest.
I played lung ninja yesterday and won. I also had a bad case of the munchies.
Lung Ninja by xXBoogaXx September 17, 2012