stress pack

A huge amount of stress someone has to carry around for a long period of time.

My friend said I am a stress pack.

by Never Milk Kangaroos's friend September 2, 2017

stress-af

while clipping your toenails, use another toe to press your calculator to finish your math homework. Practice until this act is entirely normal to you, and you can still do this even if you are unconscious. After that, using your left hand, write an essay related to astrophysics, in which the word count in this essay has to equal the number of neutrons in the galaxy. This pen-holding should require only 2 fingers, well, actually 3 fingers are the maximum. The remaining fingers are for clipping the nails, as said in the front of the definition. The remaining foot is for doing chores. Yes, this whole process is moving, not staying in front of a table. And oh also, do this whole thing outdoors, 31 degrees so you can get vitamin D at the same time, healthy. Ok, you should have one more right hand. Using that right hand, first, use the first two fingers and go on musescore and compose a 69-part fugue for your music assignment(and for entertaining purposes too)56 years later(according to psychopaths rules), the remaining fingers are to create a machine that can clone anything on Earth. Post this gadget, and while the news is booming, clone your right hand to finish every single piece of work. The mouth is for masturbating, in order to increase adrenaline and dopamine. Use tongue to help

Oh god, this is stress-af.

by adenHo August 28, 2022

Stress

Nuri

Nuri: I am the definition of stress

by Finny_boi October 25, 2022

Stress Inflation

Stress inflation is the concept that as time progresses, stress and anxiety among the population get worse. Hence the demand for more mental health drugs and treatments.

"Is it getting better, or is the stress just leveling out, or am I spiraling."

"No, actually it's like inflation. Stress Inflation."

by CrayCrayGRL October 10, 2022

stress burrito

A bundle of anxiety-causing issues that are thoroughly varied and yet make perfect sense together.

Jenny's obsession with cooking, neurotic devotion to cleanliness and fear of intimacy combined to form a stress burrito that led her to scream obscenities at anyone who intruded on her sacred kitchen space during dinner parties.

by wonkalicious November 15, 2013

Stress pet

A pet that helps reduce stress. Fish, guinea pig, rabbit etc.

I’ve been having a rough month I think I might get a fish as my stress pet.

by Mikev August 25, 2021

Stress

when you teach synchronous online courses using Blackboard, and you receive an email stating that "Blackboard is currently down".

Oh boi I was uploading some Homeworks but blackboard is down. stress

by Pre-calc teacher October 26, 2020