myspace

A blogging website, believed to be now owned by Viacom (Google/CBS Nazis)and once owned by a man named Tom, in which is most responsible for the popularity of scenes and random holidays. Due to the sites popularity it is used mostly for plausibility. This is done by comedians, musicians, and (as usual) politicians. The stereotypical Myspace user is a male/female who has over 1000 friends (half of which he does not know), has over 30 photos of the same pose done over in odd angles, often makes frequent and random bulletins of begging for people to comment them and their pictures.

Warning: This site has been known to ruin friendships. (Look at the example)

Pathetic Friend: ZOMG!!1 Y AM I NOT IN YOUR TOP (8)??!!!11

Victim of Mypace: What? Oh, I just haven't been on in a while.
Does it really matter?

Pathetic Friend: Yess it does!!1 I hav u at numba 3!!1 Evn (inset name) is on thur and u dont even tlk 2 her!!1 WTF!1......

Victim of Myspace: Oh, sorry. I really didn't think it mattered. I'll change, don't worry.

The person who was replaced is now pissed off, and he is now
torn between two friends over something that is now much of a big deal...

by Hater of Scenes May 28, 2007

Myspace

A place where rebels go to meet more rebels.

Whoa, I like your piercings. Now what's your stand on the system?

by Matt I April 24, 2005

myspace

a website that takes over your life...its awesome!

"omg did you comment back?"
"of course"

"hey myspace!"
"...oh hey"

by l*nuck April 22, 2005

myspace

The most misused networking tool on the internet. MySpace was originally created for garage bands as a way to network with other bands but this changed quickly as there are now over 10,000 groups each which would cater to a different Genre. There are many bands, still unsigned, in different states and even countries, that would never would have even been heard of, much less actually heard, that now have access to over 100 million users.

"After about 6 months into my myspace, I began to get really into the music listening part of it. I found my favorite bands, found some less than main stream bands, and got tons of free music to listen to without waiting for downloads (the streaming audio doesn't always work smoothly though). Because of the myspace music feature I was able to listen to the entire Weezer album before it was released and I realized that I hated it, and saved myself money."

by sweetadeline112358 December 31, 2007

Myspace

A communication website. That's all it is. But yet we have these obsessive people over it, along with the haters. The haters amuse the hell out of me. HAHA! If you have that serious obsession to put down Myspace, then you might as well be one of its corruptors. Cause you're already spending your time talking and complaining about how 'gay' and 'pathetic' it is.
The obsessors- people with no lives or too many friends that you have to communicate by computer with.
MYSPACE is there whether you want it or not.
I have a Myspace and FaceBook. What now?

Girl: OMFG! Did you get on Myspace last night? LMAO!

Whiny Chick: Ew, i fucking hate Myspace. Facebook is soooo much more mature. I mean come on, who wants some whiny little kid asking to 'cmnt my pics!!' ?

Some random Dude: Hey babe, do you have a Myspace? We could totally Cyber. ;)

by !kaylaahh February 13, 2008

Myspace

something that no one uses any more

Tim: "Hey, Mike, u should add me on myspace".
Mike: "what the fuck is this 'myspace'"?

by Bang Bang Maxwell Hammer January 24, 2011

myspace

a website now used for hooking up

and dating.

you looked better on myspace,but no one cares so lets just fuck.

"joe"did you see sally on toms top 8,on myspace"

"bob""aha i saw sally n00d if thats what you mean?"

"joe" hell yes d00d then ima add that shit asap SHE WANTS IT!.

"BOB"-__-i thought i was special.
"bob" oh well NEW FRIEND REQUEST!

by rtd2 August 21, 2009