Muppeted

When one's sexual partner inserts their entire hand and wrist almost up to the elbow into one's asshole they gain the ability to work one's body like a fuckin Muppet

I don't remember that was I being muppeted?

by Mick diggler March 12, 2021

finger muppet

Somebody who contorts their fingers while posing for photograph.

Look at those finger muppets trying look cooler than they are. Try hards.

by LowHz February 16, 2016

Muppet donkey banana

The worst category of poker player in existence. Usually congregate around the rockdale area of Sydney.

You raised with 7-2?? You muppet donkey banana!

by PokerJon July 18, 2021

Wank muppet

The sock you use to cover your cock which catches your cum when masturbating.

He is such a wank muppet!

by Christophlambpie August 15, 2023

gay muppet

flux is both goofy and gay no kizzy no cap

flux is acting like a gay muppet today and is also feeling abit goofy muppet

by thheo June 30, 2022

muppet dick

A flaccid uncircumcised penis.

His dick looks like a muppet dick - like Gonzo’s nose from the muppets.

by Bdl1220 June 17, 2024

Dirty Muppet

1. A female with overall poor hygiene and unkempt looks and/or physique.

2. An dirty, unkempt vagina.

Dude, that chick is a dirty muppet. I can totally smell her from here.

by Anthony_H March 21, 2013