Muppet Master

An Engineering term of endearment used by Engineers to describe the Manager.

We best ask the Muppet Master to show us how to fix this, it looks really complex.

by RDRTakeDown February 13, 2018

Muppet talk

When a person inserts there entire hand up someones ass and proceeds to spell different words using sign language while the "Muppet" tries to guess the word correctly. Each word guessed correctly is a point.

Last night I got six points playing Muppet talk ! And one of the words was hippopotamus.

by Bobertthroatcheck March 29, 2024

Muppet Broadcast

When you fist two people at once, alternating strokes so that the recipients' grunts are in phase. The two fistees face the same way, so their reactions resemble a news broadcast, with a "muppeteer" underneath.

Can I do a muppet broadcast with you two?

by Knullthu February 29, 2024

Muppet Stroke

When your voice changes into a cartoon or puppet sounding voice for no reason.

Holy shit, did you just have a muppet stroke?

by DrumBox January 7, 2015

Muppet

A person who is absolutely clueless about everything. They are ignorant as fuck and are generally idiotic pricks

Speaker1: Your mum is fat.

Speaker2: Shut up you muppet you aren't funny you didn't make anyone laugh other than yourself.

by Chvrjis November 28, 2021

Muppetting

A sexual practice that involves inserting your fist into the partner's anal cavity and thereby influencing the control they have over moving their dick.

"I tried Muppetting with my girlfriend last night, it was funny seeing how I could make her dick move around."

by Darquos Leblack October 10, 2021

muppet fractals

The phenomenon of younger generations realizing how far the pervasive influence of The Muppets goes. Follow Jim Henson's white rabbit and you will find not only The Muppets, but also The Fraggles, Sesame Street, Labyrinth, and The Jim Henson Company in its entirety.

Them: Did you hear that Jim Henson also directed Labyrinth?
Me: Muppet fractals

by omgcg November 7, 2021