Wench Hammer Mudslide

The result of a Shinobi Wench Hammer from the rear. This can lead to a woman defocating down the man's legs. The easiest way to deal with this is to get her to lick it off with your shinobi moves, or to ram her from the front during the Wench Hammer. Sometimes naming her foeces 'Victory Juice' may increase desire to be hygenically horny within the more sadistical types of female.

Guy 1: "Hey sorry for not getting back to you earlier, i had difficulties cleaning that Wench Hammer Mudslide from under my sack"
Guy 2: "You actually tried the Shinobi Wench hammer?... Gross"

by Ciderboi February 27, 2009

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Washington State Midget Mudslide

When 4 or more midgets all have massive diarrhea in front of a Marijuana dispensery, and then proceed to use it as a slip-n-slide

Those midget neighbors of ours pulled a Washington State Midget Mudslide again!

by Loppytits November 18, 2014

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Double Dirty Mississippi Mudslide

Two menstruating females take exquisite-sized bowel movements (this helps if you eat chili, salad dressing and corn dogs), but do not wipe. Then they tie down their victim and slide their downstairs areas over his face, starting bum to mouth. They then take turns urinating on his face, preferably while he's vomiting.

Once they saw Jeremy passed out, they dragged him into the bed and performed a Double Dirty Mississippi Mudslide.

by Pammy D December 7, 2010

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The AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse

Occurs when a gentleman takes a shit while facing the toilet's water system (inverse of typical operation) and a woman nosedives facefirst down on his dick to perform fellatio while the woman spreads her legs so the gentleman has the option to eat a bitch out. The Georgia Reverse is a bold notion that permits the said gentleman to reach around and fingerblast the woman's anal cavity causing double-stimulation that could occur in utmost insatiable pleasure.

Spoken-for boyfriend: Hey slut, want to engage in The AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse?

Random Slut: What is that?

Spoken-for boyfriend: Well, slut, it occurs when a gentleman takes a shit while facing the toilet's water system (inverse of typical operation) and a woman nosedives facefirst down on his dick to perform fellatio while the woman spreads her legs so the gentleman has the option to eat a bitch out. The Georgia Reverse is a bold notion that permits the said gentleman to reach around and fingerblast the woman's anal cavity causing double-stimulation that could occur in utmost insatiable pleasure.

Random slut: Oh my! Why yes, I would like to perform an AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse!

by JackHenryHofstra January 1, 2011

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