Moich

A word meaning mental used throughout Perth, Blairgowrie etc.

You see the price of that Stone Island Jacket its Moich!

by JPJ92 February 18, 2009

Moish

This term is primarily considered a filler word which compliments the flexible interjection, shoish. One cannot say Moish in a logical manner without having said shoish earlier in the same sentence.

1. Shoish moish, sorry I took so long.
2. "I just deranked.." Shoish to the mfn moish
3. Damn we just won that round!? Shoish Moish!

by brownboymuaaz May 23, 2019

Des Moines Surprise

To surprise a girl who's giving you head by peeing. Extra points if she's deep throating you.

I timed my Des Moines Surprise so well that she will never speak to me again, though she went away well hydrated.

by Superscope March 1, 2008

Moistalicious

The state of being moist in the most delicious sort of way. Can be used to describe anything that is moist including cakes, confections and co-workers.

John enjoyed a slice of home made cake provided to him by his his co-worker, Cindy. While dining on the moist and delicious confection, John asked Cindy, if her cake as moistalicious as she is? Cindy replied, why yes it is. I am very moistalicious just like my cake.

by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2009

moistress

Old, ragged out, shit box of a boat that no amount of horsepower will ever make it fast. Usually has a wet transom and stringers and TRS drives. Typically owned by bald, overweight middle aged men.

Timmy is out crushing waves in his Moistress again today.

by bigbloc540 May 9, 2017

Speaking Moistly

To spit on others when not wearing a mask.

Wearing a mask prevents you from speaking moistly.

by CaFrapMo April 18, 2020

moisturiser

I always thought it was cream you put on your skin in a vain attempt to slow up the ageing process

cream you put on your skin in a vain attempt to slow up the ageing process

by An Oil of Olay Representative September 15, 2003