Marijuana

A plant that causes a euphoric and "enlightened" feeling when smoked along with:
Sterility
Premature birth (Prenatal or pre-birth usage, which also causes leukemia and mental abnormalities to occur in the baby)
Upsetting of the menstrual cycle
Lung cancer (Yes, it is true!)
Shortness of breath
And many other great effects!

It is a fact that marijuana smoke contains 50%-70% more cancer-causing chemicals than cigarette smoke. One joint is equivalent to around five cigarettes.

No. It isn't great. It isn't good. It is awful.

Don't legalize marijuana!

by God is Dead January 23, 2015

marijuana

is a plant that contains thc (among other chemicals) which is used recreationally or medicinally for health and or buzz. This plant can be used for oil, clothing material, fuel, plastics, paper, rope and all sorts of practical and impractical reasons. Colorado and Washington state have legalized marijuana for recreational purposes which took place, after a vote, in 2013. It is still federally illegal in those two states.

Marijuana is legal for recreational use in Washington and Colorado (states).

by DanDad1970 May 13, 2014

Marijuana

God's gift to mankind

And God saith "let there be happiness," and there was marijuana

ALSO SMELLS LIKE DEATH...and lilacs

This marijuana smells like death but the lilac makes me want to keep smelling it.

by Lol chillen July 29, 2014

marijuanavore

A marijuanavore is any person, animal, or creature that eats cannabis. It is a cross between the words marijuana and carnivore. It was invented by a singer in Hollywood named Bubblegum Prince.

I couldn't smoke weed, so I became a marijuanavore and now I just eat it.

by Bubblegum Prince August 27, 2014

marijuana

That dank ass shit your uncle and oldest brother used to smoke in the garage while you were still shitting in your diapers.

"Yo dawg I heard Shaggy got that Dank Kush right now." "Oh word?" "Yeah it's some good Marijuana."

by pro90skills February 19, 2015

marijuanic

Someone who is addicted to marijuana.

Justin is such a marijuanic, he smokes every day.

by Dshaksk September 18, 2016

Marijuenuity

1. Stoner Ingenuity; The art of fixing/creating anything related to smoking, using only household materials or scrap peices of "trash"

2. Mcgyver. Stoned.

Person 1: How did you make a bong out of a bowling pin?!

Person 2: Marijuenuity;) and a few paperclips.

by MeriJuanna September 2, 2016