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Myonna

Myonna is an evil succubus. She has an hourglass body, pretty face but in reality she will take your soul. Although her eyes might be hypnotizing don’t fall for it she will put you in a trance.
“Myonna, she’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.”
by Myonna’s Ex February 6, 2025
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Mayonnaise Man

A Caucasian man older than 35 years. Usually balding/bald, overweight, has a deep voice, and works either in blue collar industries or law enforcement.

They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.

Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.
Jeff is such a mayonnaise man! He's literally eating a mayonnaise sandwich in his lifted chevy truck!
by Mayonnaise mike August 2, 2025
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c'mayonnaise

The act of c'mayonnaise is when one is alone and with only cooking materials and ejaculates into a jar of mayonnaise and put it back into his fridge. This can often be used to take away stress.
"Camaran went left the call because he needed to go and c'mayonnaise. He was getting really stressed."
by Booiou December 6, 2013
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Party mayonnaise

Ejactulate
I had a crazy night and still have some party mayonnaise on my dress.
by Hithere! August 7, 2015
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whipped mayonnaise

When a condom filled with semen is whipped across someones butt.
I totally whipped mayonnaise on her back last night.
by roamingsloth May 14, 2016
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Texas Mayonnaise

When one individual has anal intercourse with another while doing chewing tobacco. When the individual ejaculates in the anal cavity, he proceeds to spit into the cavity.
I think I might go home and Texas Mayonnaise that respectable woman.
by Bigboiwitdastick May 6, 2018
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Post-mayonnaise white

White people that hate mayonnaise in an attempt to distance themselves from stereotypical mayo-loving white people. By acting like they hate mayonnaise they are trying to show that they are not traditional caucasians and are not racists.
She thinks she’s a social justice warrior because she’s a post-mayonnaise white girl.
by phillipmarlowe September 24, 2018
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