hip to the monkey

To be in the know. To know the scoop behind the scenes. To know what's really going on.

She told me they were all filled up, but I was hip to the monkey on their little scam.

by alex brinkman August 5, 2005

The Penis Monkey challenge

The act of competing against others by attempting to successfully perform the "Penis Monkey Surgery" the quickest.

Man 1: "Did you see Tommy's new time on the Penis Monkey Challenge?"

Man 2: "Yes, I believe his time was 1:38!"

by Johnny Asswipe IV March 8, 2021

monkey towel

A towel one uses to ejaculate on when masturbating. Usually a distinct towel from other towels so that a person might not mistakenly use the monkey towel to wash ones face or body.

I was so horny last night because I was watching "Supernanny". Good thing I had my monkey towel near by!

by BeEmDe January 25, 2007

mickey finn

A dose of knockout drops, such as chloral hydrate, a sedative/hypnotic, usually administered to some hapless barfly as a preamble to rolling him.

They slipped him a Mickey Finn, and when he woke up the next day, his wallet, wristwatch and jewelry were gone.

by Charles Frank September 9, 2008

grease monkey

mechanic, or mechanically minded person

I got the grease monkey to fix my car

by bobbo June 6, 2003

monkey-fighting

A euphemism for "motherfucking."

Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!

by Nicholas D November 8, 2011

mikey fusco

MIKEY FUSCO MORE LIKE MIKEY FUKSO! HE IS SO ATTRACTIVE THAT HE CAN EVEN GIVE A GIRL A BONER! THAT'S RIGHT LADY'S CAN GET FEMALE BONERS! OH MY GOD BUT YEAH THE DEFFINITION OF MIKEY IS PERFECTION AND AMAZE BALLS!

Me: Mikey Fusco Is giving me a lady boner
Friend: ..... But girls can't have a Bon-

Me: SHHH YES THEY DO... you just don't know it yet...

by ToBeOneLovez December 10, 2013