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Milo

🎵 Milo is a guy who has no friends yeah 🎵
That's Milo
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by Yeah Yeah Monster November 8, 2020
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An alright lookin blond guy you have loads in common with that will ask you out only to dump you a day later saying he just got out of a toxic relationship the day before even though he told you 2 weeks before that he'd never dated anyone. It's very strange that he didn't tell you he's dating someone in the 2 weeks he spends talking to you. After being friends with him for 3 weeks you'll have no clue what things he said were a lie and which were true so you'll try and block him only to find out he already despite saying he just needed some time and would be ready to date you soon. He'll also refuse to listen when you say you don't wanna hang out with him cause its gonna be pissing it down with rain.
"Who's Milo?"
"Milo is such a wanker"
by Billie joe slay October 2, 2023
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Milo is an ass who will post that "She will break up with you and lie to your face" and plunges you into eternal sadness, and wish you could die cuz he'll give you the worst guilt problems ever.
"Hey, I'm sorry Milo."
"It's okay"
...
Posts "She will break up with you and lie to your face."
by Alia Gallagher February 11, 2020
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Aussie kid who thinks hes funny and rarely is. Gives off small band kid vibes but nice guy for the most part. People take the mickey out of him for being named after a drink but is always able to take a joke and is quite a ice person
Oh looks Its Milo. Hi Milo I love the shape of your head
by BeanMan3000 January 3, 2022
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A guy who is gonna fuck your mom with lazar
Me: Hm I think Milos is hot.
by MilosAndLazarFuckingMom's April 21, 2020
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The smartest boy in school. His intellect dwarfs the intelligence of all other people including adults. He is also the hottest guy in history
I want to bang Milo
by Ur mom is LGTBQ June 7, 2018
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Milo is the most cutest dog in the entire world. he'll love you all day and hours and his cute eyes just make you wanna die. he's the most adorable pug ever!
Person 1 : " did you see that dog?"
Person 2 : "oh that's milo the most cutest pug in the world."
by MR MOON January 29, 2020
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