Crib midget

A baby or someone who resembles a baby due to them being extremely short. Can also be a someone who is very annoying and never stops.

Chuckie Cheese is full of crib midgets

by Runks February 2, 2008

midget earmuffs

A synonym for boobs as used by Robert Lund in the song "99 Words for Boobs".

Also known as ta-tas, titties, orbs, frontal lobes, double lattes, siamese twins...etc.

Look at that babes midget earmuffs.

by C Weiss March 29, 2008

midgets

group of suburban white women trying to be hip

Excuse me, but have you seen my midgets

by guruette December 24, 2002

Midget Baby

A regular sized baby.

Look at that midget baby.

You are being a fucking midget baby!

by Dan Rather December 13, 2008

midget fist

When a woman has large erect nipples.

Wow those girls tits look like midget fists.

by earn7 March 31, 2009

One eyed midget

slang for your penis

Beating the one eyed midget

by Bunofasnich December 21, 2007

Midget Time Police

Time Traveling midgets, that come from the future to fight crime.

"dude hide the weed!! Its the midget time police!"

by John Kocalis July 4, 2006