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Brazilian mile

A pubic landing strip that ends at the bottom lip.
The sexiest manscaping is every inch of the Brazilian mile.
by maybeimelias March 8, 2019
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midget mile

A term given to people who take small strides due to their short legs. They take more steps than people with longer legs to reach the same destination. Therefore, they believe they've walked far, but haven't.
Person with short legs: "I had to jog all the way from Main & 1st to Main & 3rd yesterday. Man, I was so fucking exhausted! I must have ran a mile.
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".
by scaryguy309 September 21, 2016
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Miles bridges

A rapper from the mitten who plays basketball on the side. He has managed to turn his life into a mycareer player and he just completes side missions.
“Miles bridges is cold, he just dropped his career high then went to the studio to clock in.”
by Espn trap news February 4, 2022
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miles gloriosus

Latin for "bragging soldier." A person who continually boasts of his fighting capability, but the very nanosecond he finds himself in an actual fight, he turns tail and runs his ass out of town.
Bully: Well!? Who wants some!? I can snap a man in two with my fingers!
Fighter roughly his size: Sure thing, punk. *throws left hook*
Bully: SHIT SHIT SHIT! *runs down hall*
Random dude in crowd: Yup. Bona fide Miles Gloriosus.
by Intelligence001 November 22, 2019
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Road miles

A person who-by the look of their face and sound of their voice- has lived some hard years and looks much older than they really are. Tired. Worn out. Used.
That hooker is only 19 but she’s got some serious road miles.
by Imalostcause December 23, 2021
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Jimmy Miles

He’s a gist from the heavens, smart, funny(ish) but beats his meat a bit too much
Have you heard about the new kid
“Yeah, I’ve heard he’s such a Jimmy Miles”
by CockHandler345 July 19, 2021
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8-mile

When you use a bicycle to paint 8 miles of Astroglide onto a road and then slip-and-slide down it with an erect penis.
Ben 8-miled yesterday and it did not go well.
by DeathAndMaxes March 4, 2020
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