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selective memeory

Continuously posting and reposting every meme that supports your own point of view, without regard to accuracy.
James posts his extreme right-wing memes to our thread daily. But no one is persuaded by his selective memeory.
by Sassafrass Grove November 8, 2017
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The Perversity meter

A color coded scale of how perverse one is.

Severe(Red): Severely perverted. So perverted that you can't even stand them. Takes the smallest word or sentence and somehow turns it into a perverted statement. Needs help.
High(Orange): Highly perverted. Often oggles at people and never stops with the innuendoes. Is annoying to talk to sometimes.
Elevated(Yellow): Significantly perverted. Makes innuendoes from time to time.
Guarded(Blue): Generally perverted. The average amount of how perverted one usually is.
Low(Green): Not perverted at all. Is probably either a pussy or their religon forbids perverseness.
Many different types of people have different scales on the perversity meter. For example:
Sever(Red) usually consists of frat boys, party animals, and general assholes. Oh, and The Todd too.
High(Orange) usually consists of freshmen(both college and highschool), your dad, that one friend who you never hang out with.
Elevated(Yellow) usually consists of work friends, close pals, and drink buddies.
Guarded(Blue) usually consists of regular people. People who see the perverseness in situations but don't always say how they're perverted.
Low(Green) usually consists of 40 Year old Virgins, nuns, preists, and the selebic.
by DoctorAwkward December 29, 2007
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fup-o-meter

A device used to measure or detect the presence of fupon particles.
The needle was buried on my fup-o-meter when I saw that chick's huge fup!
by Aeroh4x December 15, 2008
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50 Meter Butterfly

The best competitive swimming stroke that exists. In 50 Meter Butterfly a swimmer swims the butterfly stroke for 50 meters (One lap/Two lengths short course, or One length long course).
Swimmer 1: Guess what!? Coach says i get to swim 50 Meter Butterfly at the next meet!

Swimmer 2: Whoa awesome! You're so lucky! I have to swim the 500! yuck!
by dontyouwishyoucouldswimlikeme February 4, 2010
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van meter

a bomb ass school that beats earlham’s ass. yes they’re waukee jv but they dominate. anyone who isn’t from van meter is mad because they crush anyone they play
have you heard of van meter? ya we got beat by them
earlham has no chance against van meter
by holaputa69 December 22, 2018
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witchcraft that's too cheap to meter

(From the nuclear power industry's false promise about electricity being so cheap as not being able to charge for it)

1. In a fantasy or western-european-Pagan setting, sorcerous things that use so little mana as to be insignificant and not get you persecuted if you use them. Dancing naked in the forest when no one's looking and no camera is rolling is witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.

2. In a broader sense, a deed in a gray area (of society) that's so small as to not even be noticed.
1. When Gandalf blew a ship made of smoke through a smoke ring it was a form of witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.
1. At 10:45 AM I took off all my clothes and went into the woods and did a thankful little jig when it didn't snow. I'm Christian, but it was witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.

2. Gina:"Are you downloading MP3 files again?"
Sean:"Yeah, don't worry, it's witchcraft that's too cheap to meter. You won't get caught."
2. In 1996 I took some toilet paper and stuffed it into the bathroom exhaust fan at my grandmother's house, she didn't mind because it was similar to witchcraft that was too cheap to meter.
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meteoropathic

Weird psychological disease that makes you want to be Zeus, just to make it a little less rainy.
First guy: "Hey look... it's rainy again. And cloudy. And grey. God... I'm so depressed now!"

Second guy: "Hey man, that's a post card of London. I think you're the ultimate meteoropathic..."
by Ade1623 December 28, 2013
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