Match-face

match-face (noun) /mætʃ /feɪs/ n

A facial expression that occurs in moments of extreme emotion when watching football matches.

A proper sad match-face - Gazza's face at the end of his 1990 World Cup run.

A well happy match-face - Gazza's face after his amazing goal(you know the one) in Euro '96.

by Rocky IV February 25, 2010

match rebate

The free dinners and gifts received from the dates obtained from online dating networks that in-turn negate your monthly enrollment fee with the network itself.

(Note: Usually females are the beneficiaries of a match rebate because it's customary for males to pay for the date.)

Ashley: So how was last night?
Megan: Good, I got a match rebate.
Ashley: Rebate? I thought they didn't give refunds?
Megan: They dont. I got a free $30 dinner from my date so my monthly membership has already paid for itself.

by lp1136 July 14, 2010

Mechagasm

The act of seeing to much mecha porn

Nate: OMG I just saw so much mecha porn last night I mechagasmed

by YaoiBoy November 13, 2011

matchbooking

The act of fitting one's body into a ridiculously small car.

The hot redhead only became more awesome to me when I saw her squeeze into a Little Tikes Cozy Coupe. She is the queen of matchbooking!

by red_menace April 5, 2013

Mechafuckery

Mechafuckery is a systematic failure on the part of a single person or a group of people to show any degree of discipline or competence in a certain area or activity. This may occur on purpose or by accident but it does not make it any less irritating.

Person A: "Janice can you go copy those documents"
Janice:" Whats a copydocument"
Person A: " Shit Janice you are truly an incompetent slut, we are all sick of your godam mechafuckery

by Science-Why May 23, 2016

mecha goose

A mechanical goose, half goose, half robotic. Most times it has a sad back story with an arch rival such as Evil Duck.

We can make him stronger, we can make him into a mecha goose.

by HailToTheDock January 16, 2018

Mechagodzilla

A mechanical doppelgänger of Godzilla, hence the name “Mechagodzilla”. MG was built by the Black Hole Planet 3 Aliens (space simians), with the intention to give Godzilla a bad reputation and to destroy him.

“Mechagodzilla...Beat Godzilla to death.”

by ElKaijuKing January 6, 2019