A dirty marissa is when you take a fitted sheet and shove it up your anus while the camera guy pours hot sauce and pickle juice in your vagina. You end it with squirting the juice into his mouth and wiping it off with the crap covered sheet.
by Dykedaddy June 11, 2020
Get the Dirty marissa mug.A "girlfriend" that a guy claims to have, but nobody's ever seen her. May be either fictional and created to boost his image, antisocial, or highly resistant to spending time with his friends.
Based on Niles' wife in Frasier, who is often referred to but never seen unobstructed.
Based on Niles' wife in Frasier, who is often referred to but never seen unobstructed.
by Ben Frey May 4, 2006
Get the Maris mug.An invisible domineering, henpecking female who denies her husband any pleasure in life; sometimes thought to be a non-existent person who men use as an excuse not to socialize.
Allen wanted to take his dick with him to the party but Maris wouldn't allow it. It's fun to emasculate Allen.
by Feebs October 2, 2003
Get the Maris mug.1. Meiser. Noun. Meaning someone is frugal or slow to spend. Also meaning to be an idiot, a dislike for someone without a cause.
John: Wow that jimmy is really skinny!
Greggory: He sure is a meiser.
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John: Wow, Bill Gates hasn't ever eaten a choclate bar. Even though he is a billionaire.
Greggory: What a meiser!
Greggory: He sure is a meiser.
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John: Wow, Bill Gates hasn't ever eaten a choclate bar. Even though he is a billionaire.
Greggory: What a meiser!
by Stefan P March 30, 2004
Get the meiser mug.a smart and nerdy girl devoted to learning instead of doing sport; she thinks that sports are a waste of time and is teased for being a nerd
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Possibly the worst school on the face of the earth filled with a bunch of queers and girls most of the guys are bigger pussies thwn some of the girls. It's a good school to go to If your a girl but if your a guy and you go there you suck at life and no one likes you. All of there sports teams suck although they got lucky this year and made it into the playoffa for football. This school is the worst example of a south side side school there is
by Didneidhdhdhfdhdh May 8, 2009
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