Medertated

Farting really hard, and crapping ones pants, HARD

stranger 1: "oh man remember when we were in Texas and Matthew Medertated?"

Stranger 2: "Yeah man it was so sick!"

by Medertated December 7, 2010

Meester Burd

The formal name of every pigeon in New York City. They are characterized by their head bobbing motion while walking, angry appearance, and consistent correction of their name in restaurants where they have made reservations.

Waiter - "Yes I see your reservation right here Mister Bird."
Meester Burd - "No, no. It's Meester Burd!"

by KevinBecky October 16, 2011

Meerbat

The mix of a Meerkat and Batman, it is so awesome that it is the pet of Chuck Norris

A meerkat and batman is a meerbat

by Meerbat (Meerkat Batman September 2, 2013

meet beat delete

When a male has sexual intercourse with a female, and never speaks to them again.

Tom: I hit this girl with the meet beat delete last night.
Will: Good work!

by Mepz July 7, 2016

Meet

This is when two people stick their tongues down each other's throats. If there was a girl and a boy meeting the girl would wrap her hands around his neck and the boy would put his hands on her ass

Here would ya meet my friend over there *points to some feen standing around*

by Jara2002 April 25, 2017

meerfap

(VERB) To fap in the sense of being a meer

Human : oi fii what did you get up to last night?

Meerkat: not much, just a meersnooze and a meerfap

by Fii14 May 22, 2017

meerr

When someone is talking bollox but you can't be bothered to call them out on it for the fear of it leading to more bullshit!

Meerr

by u-star December 24, 2017