Lego Foot Massage

The ultimate form of self hate

Friend: Hey buddy, how are we feeling?
You: I want a Lego Foot Massage
Friend: Gosh Diddly Dang

by soupylego August 14, 2021

Mattlee Massage

When two individuals embrace in a hug and then show mutual appreciation by beginning to rub each others back semi erotically.

*after a long day at work* Man, I could really go for a mattlee massage right now!

by Traumallama September 13, 2022

Roughrider Massage

When you get a back rub while you pinch a loaf.

One friend: “My back always hurts when I pinch a loaf.”

Other friend: “I’ll give you a Roughrider Massage.”

by Mr. Goonch6969 November 16, 2020

Kiss Massage

Kneading of the full body with kisses

I owe you a Kiss Massage

by Strayjack1 December 12, 2023

June 26th national give your girlfriend a massage

June 26th is national give your girlfriend a massage.

Me- Did you heart today is June 26th national give your girlfriend a massage?

fred- No fr?

Me- Yeahhh i better get home to give my girl a massage haha

fred- Me too bro

by renegaderadar June 26, 2020

Greenfield Massage

(noun) The act of anal sex. Refers to the backward nature of Greenfield, Massachusetts

My wife got really drunk last night. She even agreed when I asked if I could give her a Greenfield Massage!

by EggFucker003 November 5, 2019

dirty massage chair

Two vibrating bullets in her pussy and your dick in her ass.

Went home with a girl from the bar and she let me enjoy a dirty massage chair.

by 2fast2flaccid February 3, 2022