A dick that is short and fat. comparable with the fact Mario and Luigi have different heights and weights.
Basically a chode.
Basically a chode.
by tommyboygamer123 July 6, 2020
Get the Mario Dickmug. A mario and a Lauren are mentally and physically empowered in every sense. These two together are like the Big Bang to a stick of dinamite, there's no comparison. These two ooze excellence. When there's a task at hand at hand they never fail to conquer it. You can characterize these two as perfect . These two are some sexy beasts. When they walk in the room the whole crowd looks at them like whaaat!. Their sexual appetite for one another unmatched. They are like lions in mating season. "This shit is raw"! Above all else their love for one another is deep and pure, untainted. And they both know how to move their ass in a circle. People say that Shakira ain't got nothing on them. Bootylishes is an understatement. These two put the power into power couple.. yaass
A couple went skydiving and a the bottom they caught the handles to a zip line. Zip lined down Mount Everest did 20 front flips into a car and spiraticaly turned into a fire breathing dragon. Then flew the dragon to a tropical pineapple tree after getting the pineapples from the tree. After they flew the dragon to Dubai they drank thee best smoothie. These too were doing the Mario and Lauren.
by Phonesexxx January 11, 2017
Get the Mario and Laurenmug. Student: I got an A in Mario Nakazawa's class.
Mario Nakazawa: That's so formal. You can call me Dr. Mario.
Mario Nakazawa: That's so formal. You can call me Dr. Mario.
by TaxasRangers2020 November 3, 2021
Get the Mario Nakazawamug. by therealpufferfish June 5, 2023
Get the mature mariomug. by Acab1312Tsek July 3, 2020
Get the Marios Vivesmug. 1) The total DB from Saved By the Bell (R) and America's Best Dance Crew (R), was also featured on the cover of Muscle and Body (R) Magazine. Is a total flaming homosexual(denying it of course) but still shines himself up, works out way too much, has freakishly huge dimples, has greasy Clark Kent hair, talks with a slight lisp, is a complete toolbag/toolbelt, uses terms and words he shouldn't be using, is the whitest latino man in the world. Also is in love with JC Chasez.
2) anybody who shares any of the traits listed above.
2) anybody who shares any of the traits listed above.
Normal person 1: "Dude, you know that fruitcup that works over at the gas station?"
Normal person 2: "The one who is a total Douchie McGee with the huge muscles?"
Person 1:"And wears those see-through mesh tank tops?"
Person 2:"Yeah"
Person 1:"Isn't he a total Mario Lopez?"
Person 2:"Yea!"
Normal person 2: "The one who is a total Douchie McGee with the huge muscles?"
Person 1:"And wears those see-through mesh tank tops?"
Person 2:"Yeah"
Person 1:"Isn't he a total Mario Lopez?"
Person 2:"Yea!"
by dhawk123 March 7, 2009
Get the Mario Lopezmug. by Jeff Layton October 1, 2007
Get the Flaming mariomug.